Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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Top comments
melons 44
Cowadunga, dude.
WCARlover 35
Cute story for the grandkids ;)
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coming back in the future 30
That's a shitt- *everyone shoots me*
friedpwnadge 25
*bang*
UserError94 18
*Thwangggg* Sorry, used a bow
CaptainSmith28 19
If you're gonna do it, don't half-ass it. You gotta say "That's a shitty situation," and be prepared for the consequences.
yankesik 16
The arrow cut him off mid-sentence.
WCARlover 35
Cute story for the grandkids ;)
UserError94 18
"And that's not the only pie I received that day kids! Then YOU were conceived :)"
nominaski 25
FYL
Dick_diamond 22
If only there was a button for that
Dick_diamond 22
Bet that ruined the moooood..
Mathalamus 25
ew. i hope your date help you out of that mess. stupid rabbit.
Govcheeze 18
uh no, its SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE 4 KIDS
Miss_Whipped 43
Silly rabbit, trips are for kids!!
intertk555 11
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melons 44
Cowadunga, dude.
The_Avatar 22
I have never laughed so hard at an fml comment. You win.
Estelle101_fml 13
I'm guessing you guys didn't meet on farmers only, but hang on tight op, he might be the one.
nominaski 25
FYL
ulissey_fml 22
You met the real Easter Bunny , then you got a free organic beauty mask. I bet he had lots of other nice and exciting things all prepared for you . I'm jealous.
Branessa9611 14
Dang, what a good April Fool's joke. I didn't know you could train a rabbit.