Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, a guy drove an hour and a half to get to where I live, only to literally last less than 30 seconds. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy on Tinder, but halfway through sex, his wife came home. As I stumbled back into my own house, I realised with my new lingerie and two lots of taxi fares, I’d spent £170 and all it got me was one glass of wine, one mouthful of cum, and a black eye from his wife. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43
This is a site meant for oversharing. Don't be a dick needlessly.
mas12806 24
It’s called the walk of shame
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Comments (12)
timinator5000 28
Damn. that really sucks
mas12806 24
It’s called the walk of shame
Sheogorath 4
And this was something you WANTED to share with strangers on the internet? Do you not have a best friend? Seriously I would tell my cat and my 80 year old neighbor before I told the internet.
Miss_Whipped 43
This is a site meant for oversharing. Don't be a dick needlessly.
Sheogorath 4
Wasn't really tryin to be a dick. It was just a comment. I've read much WORSE comments on here. It was more of an elaboration on the "walk of shame" comment. If you can't handle honesty, then maybe you shouldn't put all your junk out there. She was being honest. I was being honest. Can't say I haven't done the "walk of shame" though not to that extent. But I also didn't share my shame with the public. You know what? I'm not explaining myself to a friggin stranger on the other side of the country. Find something else to do with your time than start stupid arguments with people you don't know for no reason.
DrSamba 7
Neighbors gossip. 80 year old neighbors, even more so. They're even better than the internet, if your goal is for everyone to know.
DogStew 20
Another ridiculous male standard. Haha! With a girl like that, I’d be selfish too.
aaa143143 15
It’s not a ridiculous male standard to expect that a partner (hookup whatever) is going to care about satisfying you
Henry8cooper 15
Sorry to hear - for some reason it's okay for guys to have casual sex and we even brag about it (though you don't really hear guys telling that they had a 30 seconds intercourse). The casual sex guys have, has to be with a woman also having casual sex - but they're for some reason not allowed to even whisper about it. So - you go girl - have fun and better luck next time.
jbuckets_404 39
Wait, what? You didn't even bother to ask for taxi money?! YDI....
HokieJ 10
Well at least you can mark the walk off as a workout because the sex certainly wasn't! Gotta get those steps!
Victor Gorgua 8
Uber
Stefan Lindblom 5
You have to remember that the first time you hook up with someone you can NOT be that amazing goddess that you are. You have to tone it down a lot so that they can learn how to survive that awesome you.
Trevor Wood 4
A) you don’t have your own car, B) you either didn’t think of taking a cab or bus or just couldn’t afford it, C) you don’t have a friend that would help you, which leads me to D) all you have to offer is your body. Clearly you’re not worth more than 30 seconds of effort. I award you zero points, and may god have mercy on your soul.