Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spat directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated, then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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Top comments
leprechaun23 15
Slip n slide?
Suchagoonnn 4
Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..
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Comments (138)
iTerrify 15
Who wouldn't want to slip and fall into birth fluids?! That sounds like a very fun experience!
gonad_gobbler 1
Don't waste it just taste it I always say. Pop some of that birth fluid in the freezer, placenta pops FTW.
vampiresam9097 5
No, just no.
flashback.miss 28
lol, well maybe look at it as a story to tell at parties??
FatTony2010 4
The beauty of life....it's a bitch!
Darcon 8
first!
tattooedcowboy 6
Just think of it as the sheep blessed you
linkinpark98 24
I've once helped a horse give birth..... That wasnt any better. :s lol
KrayKrayGurl117 7
(sarcastic) Ya that's soooooo not disgusting... At all..... TEHE!!!!!!
legend777 7
That sounds..... Fun? You should really see into that. Also you may have trouble seeing if you can' t see a puddle of fluids
auzz1_pride 9
I'd rather not be there to see a sheep drop several lambs out of her rear end but w/e...