Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
FYLminerocks 7
It was her time of month?
anorexicbarbie 8
Being on your period doesn't give you the right to be a total bitch.
Alienkiller 0
that's cold what a bitch
kindlystfupls 0
what a *****. why would she let you move all your stuff in to break up with you??
redbluegreen 41
I really don't think she thought of it like that. Moving in his stuff would be extremely counterproductive if she had planned to break up with him.
ambowew 7
Bringing all those 'trophies' of your past endeavors into her house might not have been a good idea, you ****.
Jrefinne 7
Serial killer is more likely.
singhjr96 0
she just want your glade plug in.
LovelyLu 0
so messed up...sorry:(
mintcar 10
That sucks, but I'm sure you can find another place to stay. Friends?
DCFan 9
Or he could get a new girlfriend real fast "hello speed dating/eharmony/match.com" yeah.. I'm sure that's what he meant to say
sheethapins 13
Oh yeah I can see it now: Hi, my name is ___, I am sensitive, love long walks on the beach, hiking, candle-lit dinners at home... speaking of which, how would you feel about me moving in? I think it's the right time. I mean we've known eachother for 45 minutes now, I think we're ready for the next step. Don't you?
smile1992 0
good one 26 & 123
sheethapins 13
Un-move her on your way out.
thebestof1984 0
You can always couch crash at friends......
YacL 15
What... the... f**k? Seriously though, that's f**ked up.
xaru 21
what's the purpose of using foul language and then censoring it?xd.
brenz1126 0
whats the purpose of using an emote if ur not even gonna make it look like an emote :P
xaru 21
my phone does that to me lol.but I mean,seriously!it looks like a 5 year old wanna be gangsta talking XD