Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
FMLsOhilarious 6
What a bitch :/ that sucks! Hopefully you have other people you can turn to until you get back on your feet. Don't worry about her OP, "Karma" will get her back for you!
AntoshaChekhonte 6
What prudes. Are you all 13 year olds who live with your parents? Why should they have to get married in order to make a relationship work? Why shouldn't both parties just be adults and recognize that they should either work on things or... oh, I don't know, she lets him stay with her for a few weeks until he gets a place? While I realize that's not the best option, it's better than thousands of dollars on divorce when they realize they're not compatible after all. Living together changes your perception of someone. Sometimes it does a total 360. Marriage isn't the magical answer to relationship problems and divorce is harder and much more expensive than breaking up. Perhaps that's a good thing-- until you're several thousand dollars in debt because you didn't want to try being adults and working things out without a silly piece of paper. Maybe none of you have ever been in debt (perhaps some have), but I'm in debt due to student loans and even when you know you don't have to pay it back for a few years, it weighs on you every day. And thus, I've outed myself as an anti-marriage misanthrope...
Riemurasia 0
I completely agree with you, there are several levels of compatibility involved in a relationship and living together is one of them and best to find out before marriage.
skaterpaige 3
..of course a 13 year old would live with their parents..where the hell else would they live:/
Barney_Rubble_75 0
sorry... could you expand on your point of view? I think we'd all like to experience the second chapter of your new novel.
skaterpaige 3
owned by #108^^ xD
PeterEid1 0
WATTA SELFISH BITCH !!
lalapahalica 0
ouch that must suck :/ it will all work out I'n the end keep your head up high :)
haterz123 0
if ur homeless, how do you have a computer to type ur FML on?
fuckyalol 0
it's an IPhone stupid
cetlawizard 15
library computer maybe?....duh.
XxHITMAN11895xX 3
bitches be crazy!!
loveuforever 0
Ouch. That was low. Just find a family or friend to stay with for a while in order to find another place to live and get a new girlfriend.
rawrchikarawr 0
Awh ):
momo1972 3
whew dodged that bullet
MrKrumps 5
lol