Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
LadyMederise 0
That happened to me too. He cheated on me while he was in Iraq.
Justforlolz 14
I agree with #1. he is pathetic for doing that, and a wimp for not saying it to your face.
bobsaggit 3
thats pretty low
justynicole 0
YDI for still having a myspace. Laaaaame.
bulgeinmypants 0
174 this was in 09
eb0ny 15
I hope you said no OP
heygirlie777 21
174- that's exactly what I was thinking.
agsilver 14
Thats really terrible. But look on the bright side, he was a loser! HE HAD MYSPACE!
Purplefluff 6
YDI you use MySpace
unknown2126 14
And YouTube came out in 05???? So??? MySpace died around 2006-2007
skulskinator 5
Damn this was back when myspace was popin
Cynthia_fml 0
Awwwww I'm sorry :(
Lou_Briccant 0
This guy's a winner.
cierraxxmist 0
it's called sarcasm dumbass
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
actually, it wasnt the girl who was broken up with, a GUYS fiancee (as in the woman) broke up with HIM. not all guys are d-bags. you can tell because hes logged as a guy and is gender shows.
Quacki 0
Also, fiancé= male fiancée=female.
alicat72998 0
204- I remember it by the word female having two 'e's and male only having one. :p
effit 0
At least you found out how much of a pussy he is. Better now than after the wedding.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
The op is a guy so his ex was most likely a girl. don't automatically say 'he's' a pussy.
peasonearth 8
he could also be gay though. lolol
death_dolphin24 0
*she
Satoaoi 13
sounds Iike she is
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
elisios 7
has anyone realized that the author of this fml is male, naturally i assume then his fiance is female, who cars about spelling or gender though, i m pretty sure we all agree that your fiance was a total bitch!
Snowstar 0
*cares
matthews167 0
Yep
jackaaa 0
Shitty. Just shitty.
Lolocaust 0
good riddance. If the communication in your relationship is so poor that he/she broke off a wedding via myspace, your relationship was doomed before it started. now go out and meet real people.
applejuice_fml 0
screw them, you're better off.
Warlock_fml 0
Yeah, I as a male am offended that everyone assumed it was a dude. Statistically speaking, it is more likely for a woman to reject a man than vica-versa.
Sweej 1
True, but that's only because women are somewhat picky when it comes to men; whereas men will take anything decent. And yes, I am a male, and that is my POV (see what I did there?)
That_Guy 4
#'s 1-10 **** you feminist bitches! always hatin on a man! im glad #11 caught that shit, here some guy is telling a FML about how his woman ****** his shit up and you have to go hating on the man making him feel like more shit cuz yall think he did it! shame on yall! some bullshit!
crazyfreak19 0
I completely agree it's not always the guy you kno
superangryandy 2
If we destroy lifetime the feminist species will diminish.
xSunnyOlivia 17
Wow, you reaaaalllly like bullshit. .__.