Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
ceinaworus 0
I guess that's why getting married before you move in works out better....
scotiakitty 0
not always.. I'm not married, I live with my boyfriend, and it's fine.
MeConut 3
what the hell difference does being married make?
ZTD09 2
It's a lot harder to get a divorce than it is to break up.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
good point.
IcanOnlyDream 0
sucks to be you
Riemurasia 0
Damn, and the name on the contract of the new home is hers alone? Because if you both signed the contract, you have just as much right to kick her out. I would definitely ask someone what your options are.
dezinspaaace 0
thats why you wait until you are married before the big move in. (totally my opinion you dont have to agree with me). but still, what a bitch. fyl op and hopefully that trick gets ran over.
ZTD09 2
It's a lot harder to get a divorce than it is to simply, "break up." That's why waiting until marriage is smart.
lalapahalica 0
I completely agree with you, I don't know If I even want to get married >.< I'm afraid I would fail as a wife Dx
DisgruntledArg 0
well that sucks and totally useless
CaliGali 9
what a bitch! tell her that you're staying until she finds you a new place :D
kreeeeee 0
Maybe this will teach you about moving in with your GIRLFRIEND, instead, how about you move in with your WIFE. Stupid!
Riemurasia 0
That's just plain stupid. You first need to check if you can even live together without pulling your hairs out out of annoyance before even considering getting married. I don't know a single couple who even waited untill marriage till living together, this is just a basic step after a few years of a relationship.
kristylew03 1
I waited... And we're getting divorced because we drove each other nuts. So I agree living together first is the better option.
WOGBRO 6
All I can say is sue that b**ch
endlessman 0
this looks like a job for judge judy!
DeadxManxWalking 27
Hi Alan!