Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
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Comments (137)
marinus_fml 20
shoulda hit him :)
Steplo 5
hitting him won't do anything.... I guess it will make him remember you.
Sportsfan86 3
YDI for posting a stupid fml that doesn't even effect your life
Arrogance_fml 0
Stop being a pussy and make a statement. Life isn't going to be easy unless you take control of it. YDI for staying in the background.
PixiiLuv 0
did you tell him?
spacerockerr37 0
maybe be a little more social?
lost12 0
hahahaha the expendables is a badass movie everyone should watch!!!!!
sarah48_fml 0
yeah you deserved this..
Crlnprz 11
so?
KrystalCaliyah 0
ikinda agree but then again; its not really much of a fml..
Averizzle 0
Ya really so? I know fmls are everyday screw ups but this doesn't even remotely suck.. and ya expendables pwns everyone should watch. immediately
samantha987 0
that's awkward... OP you should make yourself more noticible. it's time to start sucking up to your boss (:
intoxicuntt 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha thats sooooo funnny! i literilly L0Ld!!!!!!! hehehahahoho!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDD
the_flirtt 0
got to be louder in the office :)
Dolfyutt 3
YEA! BE LOUDER!!!! **** A GIRL OUTSIDE OF HIS OFFICE! MAKE SURE SHE IS LOUD!!!!!
Massdebater 1
give him surprise butt secks.. then he'll remember you!!
JMWHS 0
ydi for expecting the manager to make knowing every little unimportant workers name without making yourself known to him
Brittney_E 0
umm....3 months isn't even that long. its no fml, unless you talk to him often.
iSitt 0
our grandparents generation learned if they just did what they were told they'd be successful and have a job for life. thats not true anymore. now you gotta make yourself notice just to survive.
sexybitch92 0
3 months isn't a long time.. you are still kinda new.
bigblue95 0
its only been 3 months. u probably arent that important yet.
sourgirl101 29
Sometimes it's harder to tell who's who when they see you in different attire. I'm sure you dress more formal at work. Me? I wear a halter top, shorts and face paint at a ball game. Easy mistake for anyone to not tell who I am.
Rafykii 0
love the hair!!!
zach55 0
shouldve said "nice to meet you to!" with this kinda smile :D
zach55 0
#129 your name is the same exact thing my best friend calls a black guy named rafi...
zach55 0
don't ask...
YdiYouJ3w 0
Like the JetBlue™ guy.
tweetbaby14 18
131- the fact that the guy was black was irrelevant; unless you're racist. and OP so? why do you think we care? not everyone looks the same outside of a formal/ professional setting. I mean people I have gone to school with for a while say I look hotter outside of school. it's because certain things you just don't wear at work/school. dur.
zach55 0
I'm not racist. .........yeah yeah that's right I'm NOT racist (hahhaa) O_o lol jk
zach55 0
I mean I'm just kidding about being sarcasticly racist.
Norrisv5 8
Just because he said nice to meet you doesn't mean he hasn't noticed you -_- he could of just never talked to. you some people are like that I bet you felt dry and crispy
Carbonite 0
I can't see this as a fml, 3months ain't that long and some managers have a lot on there minds, so not everyone can.remember all the faces. This does occurred vary depending on size of company and employer base.
Smyth 3
Be more assertive?
annar634 0
first
7mood75 7
Yeah X3
7mood75 7
that was supposed to go to #3 but he disappeared.
happyk 0
Maybe you should make a bigger impression?
mebecatie 0
yeah that's prolly a sign that u shud make an effort to b better than more ppl if u want them to know who u r. it cud b worse Op. he cud knw who u r and totally despise u and u get fired. but yeah that sux fyl
intoxicuntt 0
15- Probably* You* Should* Be* People* You* Are* Could* Be* Could* Know* You* Are* You* You* Sucks* Wow that took forever. Spell things right next time.
Spelit 0
88- How do you know he's copying another persons personality? Maybe that's already his, and the name was a joke. Why don't you just let the real Intoxicunt handle it.
omgimdabest 0
this really isn't an fml, what does it matter if someone doesn't know you or not...stop whining!
sexybitch92 0
83: shut up and leave 15 alone.. who really cares how other people wana type.. its not your problem.. you my friend have no life.. stop being a smart ass.
zach55 0
#94 redundant sentences are redundant in redundant ways. as in redundant people are redundant by being redundant in redundant ways of being redundant by saying redundant things that are extremely redundant like what I'm saying right now, which is redundant. so by not being redundant by saying redundant things, you must not be redundant and not say stuff twice or more, like redundant people. redundancy is very redundant and for all the people who are redundant, please stop being redundant by saying redundant things, that are redundant.
Anaxes 5
83: Shut up and leave 15 alone. Who really cares how other people want to type. Its not your problem. You my friend, have no life. Stop being a smart ass. I fixed your wrongness, you can thank me later. By the way, you could shut up and leave 83 alone, that incoherent jumble of letters needed fixing anyway.
sexybitch92 0
143: I hate people like you. Do you feel special because your trying to prove to teenagers that you can spell and punctuate correctly.. Aww.. gold star for you.
sexybitch92 0
150: Dude, No one cares. Give it up.
Trumane 4
Yes. Spelling and punctuation no longer matter. Logic fail.
seviluvsu 0
ahaha it looks like u couldn't do something important to b remebered. FYL for not ever being noticed
TexanBar 3
Maybe it's a big company or somethin
zZsleeperrZz 0
agreed
stilettogoddess 0
Maybe you should step up and make a bigger splash!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Perhaps take a post-burrito dump onto the boss's pants from a great height?
Granddragon 0
YDI for not making an impression after three months.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Should've reminded you've been there 3 months. how many times had you actually met--as in been introduced? If that was the 1st time this isn't an FML at all.
muangelofmusic 4
that's your own fault- you should make yourself known! make an impression! you'll never rise up in the company if you don't make yourself and your work known.
rebbee 0
Very cute pic! :-)
Spelit 0
Agreed!
desolator 2
u r cute but the lil one takes the throne :)