Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
SpectSelf 0
put a flaming bag of shit in front of her door, knock, hide and watch her get poop all over her shoes.
Kate6 0
I've had this exact same thing happen to me in 2008. Except the girl in question also immediately shacked up with a guy I introduced her to, and I ended up having to move out of state to find an affordable place to live so I lost a lot of my personal possessions in the process.
theonlysweetpea 10
Is she stupid?
molly7 0
suck fur u
nikki_4eva 0
that's y we hav moms...
varkey 7
well, that sucks, but you got your stuff back right? if not, you can legally force her to give it back, and i guess if you sold some of your more expensive stuff you could buy a small apartment... or just move in with a relative FYL
oelfke 5
if your homeless now why are you posting on FML?
Barney_Rubble_75 0
...because that's a perfectly legitimate FHL. You think as soon as someone is facing homelessness, they have to give up their iPhone (or equivalent smartphone)?!
pocketfulofsunsh 0
Wow. Why didn't you kick her out? Who payed for the apartment?
Barney_Rubble_75 0
just tell her you'll be staying until you can find a new place.
anghellic9 0
move you stuff out and burn her house with all her stuff in it when she leaves. she deserved it for being such a hitch.