Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
bribearr 6
Hah. That's why you don't move in with people 'til you're married.
mrhappyhour 0
well at least you have your ipod
AveraX76 0
At least you have enough time to get on to FML... shouldnt you be looking for a place to stay like your girl friends house? Oh wait she broke up with you! FYL!
AveraX76 0
good idea then he wont be homless. lets just see what his cell mates do to him... Tell us on FML...
DakotaLM 0
wow dude that sucks ass
jansdo 1
Maybe it was your **** collection.
Shneqwa 0
I agree
Knsh2010 0
Woww how rude
atrogenj 0
there are bitches like that out there mate
Splayd 10
Does anyone else find this eighth-grader mentality to be really, really obnoxious? "We're moving in together, and giving up everything of our past to do this, but I don't "like" you, anymore, so I'm going to break up with you, and somehow, this means that all of our plans mean nothing, and I'm going to leave you homeless instead of just living with you for a little while until you can find someplace else." What are you guys, twelve, somehow? Have some simple, common-courtesy compassion.