Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
tbreezy
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
She'll be back
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
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Comments (92)
buckie123 3
I suggest being the dirtiest most inconsiderate roomie you can be...at least till she pays the deposit back.
kcircuses2 4
I'm goin to go out on a limb here and say that they probably aren't going to be living together
taco_bender 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Make her pay back with sex. Might as well milk the situation.
Archay 13
8- try it, video tape it, upload to YouTube, link. I want to see if that idea will end well.
Jonkbaby 23
dump her
Boygenius50 8
He's a keeper.
lopsop 12
If I had a nickel for tha... Oh wait never mind nothing can justify that comment.
omfgshiz 7
Continue staying together.. Bring in a different girl every week.. Lol.
mikepattonfan 0
Milk the situation all over her face
Drigr 9
Well considering she waited til his portion had cleared, it leads me to believe she cannot afford the place on her own. So if he leaves, hopefully she wont be able to afford the place anymore and gets evicted. Serves her right pulling a bitch move like that.
bfsd42 20
Everybody. Reread the FML and rethink please. She is not gonna pay her half of the deposit nor move in.
tjv3 10
I say get a new girlfriend and stay in the apartment. Tell your ex if she doesn't like it to move
downtime 13
Agree 70, I took it to mean that now he is locked in with this apartment that he can't afford because she broke up with him and he will now be on his own. That said, the way it is written makes this very ambiguous, a little more clarity next time OP?
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
slick5880 22
Does she have a single mother or sister? The best revenge could be only a family member away.
ICastillo 25
Hey bro that tattoo is badass
VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
mazio09210517 5
#5 hahahaha! if op's girlfriend is anything like the op with the shitty tooth brush she'll be stupid enough to use it for a month before realizing it. revenge is a dirty dirty thing.
mazio09210517 5
#5 hahahaha! if op's girlfriend is anything like the op with the shitty toothbrush she'll be stupid enough to use it for a month before she notices. revenge is a dirty dirty thing.
thisisafunnyname 12
Rub her face in dogshit.
dougiewhale 6
Or jerk off into her face wash!
ManInTheMachine 20
She was obviously a gold digger anyway OP...better to lose her now and not waste any more money on her. FYL
ladyLALAA 29
Where did you get gold digger out of this? OP said they went halves in the cost...
ManInTheMachine 20
They were SUPPOSED to pay halves. When he paid his though, she broke up with him. Which means, at least according to the FML, that she used him to get what she wanted. Therefore, she is a gold digger.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
ladyLALAA 29
How did she get what she wants I doubt (I hope) OP isn't silly enough to let her stay stay him. Get a new room mate or a refund! Man up, OP!
Rapide100 6
I don't blame her, nobody wants to be with a broke!
ManInTheMachine 20
I hope to God you're joking, and not just spewing ignorance right now.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
7- Don't expect to get much support on this one.
melikesfml 11
7- i hope you end up homeless and nobody gives you change.
kut17 11
Stick it to her and move in anyway.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Your check, your house. Kick the bitch out.
freakguy455 0
Small claims court.
Sexy_Smurf 16
Judge Judy..... Get your money back and embarrass her ass on national TV :D xx
deathtothepix 26
Just because she broke up with you doesn't mean you automatically have to move somewhere else. Her decision, let her deal with the consequences and find somewhere else.
xIFANITOIx 1
She wanted half(;
Ozuru 11
Make her sorry.