Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Can you take her to a claims court for moving expenses? You had expectations of cohabitation and she all but left you homeless with a bunch of stuff.
MidnaLink 35
Well she sure as **** could’ve timed that a lot better. Like maybe BEFORE he moved his stuff in with her.
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MidnaLink 35
Can you take her to a claims court for moving expenses? You had expectations of cohabitation and she all but left you homeless with a bunch of stuff.
Henry8cooper 15
Yes - I get it - now you moved your underwear and stuff - so she should feel obligated to live with you ever after. Because living with someone who doesn't really want you will make you happy. You are in a not very pleasant situation,that normally would be worthy of a FML. But your focus on her 'obligation' to you changes things a bit.
MidnaLink 35
Well she sure as **** could’ve timed that a lot better. Like maybe BEFORE he moved his stuff in with her.
Henry8cooper 15
or maybe she discovered new and unpleasant characteristics of OP after he moved his stuff in, and kicked him out.
Memnoc 26
They had planned on moving in together. She moved first, he was waiting for work. As soon as most of his stuff arrived, she broke up with him and he now has to move back. Yeah, she definitely dropped the ball on that one. She should have let him know BEFORE he paid for and moved his stuff, not after.
Henry8cooper 15
points for imagination. But the post doesn't mention much of the stuff you claim to be true
SirWilson 7
At no point did it indicate he felt she was "obligated "
Nhayaa 21
Ah! It's a bad week for you, guys! A man had a similar story on the french FML! His girlfriend moved in, broke up less than a week after and left before even unpacking! 😆
chickensheep 15
What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.
Trinity Fenwick 7
oooh oooh judge Judy, that'll fix her ass
sarahcroy20 12
wow