Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You didn't really think that one through, chief, did you? When you want to break up with your landlady, you should have a plan for a place to go.
ftpallday666 16
You did the right thing man, it will all work out
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RichardPencil 32
You didn't really think that one through, chief, did you? When you want to break up with your landlady, you should have a plan for a place to go.
Mathalamus 25
You really need to think things through. Ydi.
ftpallday666 16
You did the right thing man, it will all work out
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's better to live out of your car than to be stressed out so badly you snap, and do something you regret. Although you might want to see if you can find a new place soon. I can't imagine you'll want to be living in your car over winter.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Good for you man. Not every relationship works and while you could have thought it out a bit more and planned so as not to be homeless, you did what you thought was best for you and it doesn’t sound like you’re leaving them high and dry.
genuinegoodguy 9
Well done. Honestly well done. Just get your own place and be happy
dahthunderbird 8
well atleast you are honest to yourself and others... but maybe you should have prepared for a place to go