Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
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Comments (157)
sarahbit 0
awh. get a new appt.
sterlingarcher 1
aww :(
JacksonCampbell 9
That's not the easiest thing to do at a time like this.
largefoofighter 0
you can buy a house nowadays and you're monthly payment is half of an apartment
EverybodyHatesCh 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*Knock-Knock* Who's there? It's me Me who? ... I forgot my other bag!
fatgirllovesfml 0
this is so sad ;( but remember Life goes on, pick yourself up and open a new page in your life;) what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger! Always keep that in mind
missmilf 6
i lol'd at ur dp
dre_bro11 12
Hey, he just rock up at someones door and ask to move in! (An FML from a few weeks back)
legendbiscuits 5
Who says he has to move out?
CharleneW 0
@24 The mortgage maybe half, but you also have to add on property taxes, utilities,maintenance etc.
theybebitchin 4
what if you get paralyzed?
johnl15 0
Ur hot
largefoofighter 0
80 I live in GA and you can get 3 bedroom house and your mortgage is $220 alone
aquariusangel420 0
Hold up hold up you bought the house and she kicked you DEMAND IT BACK SUE GET THAT BITCH THROWN IN JAIL!!! You bought the house she has NO right to kick you out tell the landlord YDI if you let her kick you out of your own house she can go stay with family SMDH
ACMX721 4
seriously? he said his lease ended. he never said he owns a house. and if you own a house you dont have a landlord
ruben_A_ruiz 0
"Guys like us got to stick together" -old FML reference
FMLandurstoo 9
selfish bitch
SchiTzenGiglez 0
agreed
FallCityFall 0
cocaine is a hell of a drug
DCFan 9
^^ LMAO hell yes!
leeshxx 3
2 I read your comment in the old guys voice haha mmmmm chris i have a Lolly in my pocket just reach in and grab it mmmm
somerandomdude89 0
Agree
amandajlucas2015 2
Y would she sit there and watch u move all ur crap in knowing she was just going to end it and ud have to take it all back out.. Ida made her take it out
sns_fml 0
I feel sorry for you :(
Nevaeh23 0
That sucks !! fyl
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
yep
skaterpaige 3
agreeeeed.
s3xymoma 1
what a selfish bitch
kukri187 12
tell her to bad.
Heather_x0x0 6
to...what?? lol!
Predental 5
too bad that he is not gonna move out
Beebow_fml 5
Offtopic, but Predental's got some major hoverhand going on in his profile picture.
sns_fml 0
can't u sue her for that
valalvax 13
no, he can take his stuff, but there's nothing to sue for... guess he could move back in with his parents, wouldn't be the first person to, especially in the past 4 or so years
Predental 5
all Americans do these days are sue sue and more sue. wastes so much money
tabernacle_fml 0
unfortunately unless he signed a lease agreement with her there are no grounds for a case. And @ the guy who says all america do is sue. well I think if some bitch left me homeless i'd be suing shit out of her if I could. sorry if I dont enjoy living out of dumpsters and eating garbage.
leeshxx 3
can I sue you for being a ********?
allard 14
Can I sue you for being to damn good-looking?
Scalabrine44 0
Can I sue you for hitting on girls on FML?
EpicCanadian 6
yeah seriously
Nimmrodel 11
You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.
taylorrswift 0
What a bitch..
wayham22 3
ouch....
afdude87 6
damn that's messed up.