Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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marmlr339 14
How rude!
ambowew 7
He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.
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Comments (89)
marmlr339 14
How rude!
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
It doesn't matter how I see it, but anytime I see or hear "how rude"...I get instant flashbacks of Stephanie on Full House.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Bob Saget!!!
ThogTheCaveman 7
Jar Jar... please, kill me now.
Kn0wledge123 21
^^You got it, dude.
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
Have Mercy!
aquariusangel420 0
Next boyfriend please that's not right you deserve someone sooooooo much better **** THAT WASTE!!!
mozeltov 7
^please, grammar was invented for a reason.
hagenmat000 0
look at his pic, he's a dumbass
littlemissFYL 5
^^ it smells like ..WOOD!
breakofdawn1 0
that's funny
Predental 5
BEAT his ass
My_Name_Sucks 2
LOL
stuffhappens223 7
Lol #17 your so awesome
techweed 12
Word of Advice:GO **** YOURSELF
leeshxx 3
word of advice for you. don't make stupid ******* comments for attention. retard
agsilver 14
take your own advice tech"weed addicted"
fisheatsbear 6
now hold on here, no need to be harsh. I'm sure techweed means it in the best way possible.
YacL 15
Prank call status: Success. But seriously though, that was pretty shitty of him.
ragzy 7
FYL OP, can't say I'm not slightly amused though as this spinds like something I would have done when younger. I just hope he's sorry!
ragzy 7
*sounds
flyingdonuts 1
fifth!
RaineLee 5
Nobody gives a flying ****.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn, that's a harsh one.
fisheatsbear 6
*tosses donuts in the rain while listening to heavy metal*
ragzy 7
please let me know if I'm getting on the wrong side of you Raine!!
leeshxx 3
so this cryout for attention of fifth should be changed into something a bit more interesting. sirin I'm looking at you :)
Kn0wledge123 21
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Hide_Yo_Kids 0
43 did you just moderate yourself?
Kn0wledge123 21
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RaineLee 5
Guys, I was trying to make my comment match #5's username.
ambowew 7
He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.
ZTD09 2
Did he make up for it in bed?
miserypoison 13
that's not the way the cookie is suppose to crumble..
CookieCrazy 8
They will all crumble eventually.
iLazy 0
Not unless it gets soaked in water or milk, then eaten in one bite
BugsBunny1 4
Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.
BugsBunny1 4
Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.
thebestof1984 0
So much for being a loving girlfriend!
xtacticalswarmx 0
At least you tried. But so much for being the loving girlfriend that you are. I would appreciate if my girlfriend was that way. On another note, why wasn't he with you, or vice versa?
anorexicbarbie 8
Two people in a relationship don't need to be together all of the time.
xtacticalswarmx 0
....When did this come about? I thought two people in a relationship were ALWAYS supposed to be together? -.- Thank you so much, for pointing out my ignorance.