Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. Apparently, my ex-girlfriend’s arm implant didn’t work this one time we had sex during our closure talk. Now I’m stuck having a baby with a girl I don’t even love anymore, and I have figure out how to explain this to my current girlfriend, who I do love. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Your mother is a tad mental. Or just that desperate for grandchildren... Either way, bullet dodged.
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
at 3 weeks you don't obviously know her full self yet and it would be hard to while she's pregnant. Plus if you don't want kids or aren't ready for them then your mom needs to back up and deal with her own shit.
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Comments (6)
Lost Reggie 22
I would have proposed, but that's me. You're not atrocious for your decision, and your Mom is terrible for saying that.
FluffythePink 23
Your mother is a tad mental. Or just that desperate for grandchildren... Either way, bullet dodged.
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
at 3 weeks you don't obviously know her full self yet and it would be hard to while she's pregnant. Plus if you don't want kids or aren't ready for them then your mom needs to back up and deal with her own shit.
nathanteems 1
I would have stayed. come on man. you could have been a real father that the baby really needs
UniUni 20
The guy who impregnated her could be the father the baby needs
Brightside86 31
Makes me wonder if your mom was in a similar situation
idragosani 17
I think you made the right choice. That's going to be nothing but drama