Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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loooooooooool_fml 1
Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
lynzykins 0
Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.
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Comments (112)
kimberleym 0
If he was honest, run away. fast. :P
posingaddict103 0
ok if a guy says that to you, who you've never even seen before and is just texting you then that's bullshit. what the hell ever happened to actually meeting someone face to face and getting to know them, then getting into a nice happy relationship with them, then saying all that.. i bet if you met up with him in person he'd change his tune.. all bullcrap.
anonymouskid35 0
restraining order.
SOL19992 0
RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! CHANGE UR NUMBER.
iangel92 2
my friend dated a guy like that. she'd only dated him 4 a week. then unexpectedly he dumped her
musiclover132 0
well wats so bad u have someone thats loves you .... thats awesome
ryguy997 0
that is beyond creepy. that guy is deranged. run and don't answer him!!عيتسريتسةسمستيوست!!؟؟؟؟!!!
rachs1161 0
all I can say is RUN!!!!!
tanyakay 0
that exact thing happened to me. get out while you still can.
rockrkris 0
ha.had the same thing happen to me :%