WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Confession time
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she actually has three kids, so if we marry I’ll be a "step-daddy." We’ve only been dating for four weeks and she’s already talking marriage and some other dude's kids. I was out of the door so fast. Four weeks wasted. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
StillAVirgin
Denmark
Cute
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Bryan
No future
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Anonymous.
United States
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Top comments
MaltWarrior 32
What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.
Dykorammaaa 9
Hide your condoms.
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Comments (26)
kirby1964 20
Something you just know.
MaltWarrior 32
What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.
Wadlaen 24
When you find mr. Right, you just gotta try to hold on to him, and not let yourself be limited by such things as age and time! I wish you the best of luck!💕
EmDizzle2007 28
your childhood was a strange one, wasn't it??
Wadlaen 24
It didn't seem like that at the time...😕
EmDizzle2007 28
that's usually how that story goes.
Dykorammaaa 9
Hide your condoms.
kfchicken 31
hide? you don't even suck your dick in her.
Tterreb 5
Hiding the condoms sounds kind of counterproductive. Or pro-productive in this case...
Nhayaa 21
🎶 Run, Joey run, Joey run! 🎶
ambiko 19
Uh oh... dump her she sounds nuts 😐😩
RichardPencil 32
Make sure you take your first driving lessons in a minivan. Practice saying, “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about,” and other dad phrases. Sell your hoodies and buy khakis and cardigans, Pops!
mccuish 25
Red flag
Mathalamus 25
Yeah... just politely decline.
DeeVa 7
Sounds about normal for a 15 year old.