Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glanced over and saw my brother's hot friend, who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then heard my mom say, "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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brianjman14 23
Don't you always look through the windshield or the window to see if it's your parents' car, or is that just me?
RawrCo0kiies 3
Haha! FYL.
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RawrCo0kiies 3
Haha! FYL.
stephanie0613 0
haha yeah i agree FYL, but that was funny :) hahaha .
the_flirtt 0
ya pretty akward.
moogzorz 0
YDI for being a woman
Tasanasanta 0
How is this an FML? Idiocy is not a FML. It's idiocy. But I admit to doing the same thing. Ha.
JohnE3 0
Am I the only one who makes sure that the person who is driving is the person I am expecting before getting into the car?
KiddNYC1O 22
43- no, I always look who's behind the wheel... especially to initiate a greeting...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I always check who is driving the car because everyone I know owns very common types of cars. I can't understand why someone wouldn't check before hopping into a car. I'm torn between YDI for not checking and FYL , because that would be embarrassing as hell.
KingDingALing 9
What the hell? Were you getting in the car with your eyes closed, OP?
Tasanasanta 0
52- Wait... Your supposed to get in a car while looking?
KingDingALing 9
Not unless you want to hit your head. Plus, if you want to say hi to whoever is in the car then you're probably going to want to look at that person.
emo_fail_child 0
today I was waiting for my son after swimming then some idiot girl got in my car and started telling about how she seen her brother FML
MissErikaHart 0
haha I did the same thing b4 when I was getting picked up from the airport.
ladies_man217 0
hahaha well at least he didn't kidnap you
rushiee 0
did he offer you candy?? haha (:
JuliaM1000 10
Rape
zerobahamut03 2
how deliciously awkward! lol also very funny. I've done that before but the car was empty. Same car and doors left open and everything. Didn't realize something was weird til I looked in the back seat and saw a very messy back seat and my mom couldn't open her driver seat with the keys lol.
cucumberfabulous 7
Hahaha Yah My brother did the same thing.. he didn't realize it until he saw us laughing and a stranger in the drivers seat
ShadyFTW1 0
I knew b4 I even checked the gender that this was a teenage girl. YDI OP lol
emo_fail_child 0
103 you creeper
ShadyFTW1 0
lol says the dude with the username evil fail child
ShadyFTW1 0
emo*. damn iPod touch
SwiftCashew 0
At least he didn't call the cops on you.
jrsgreenfire257 0
Goin with 64.
jrsgreenfire257 0
96 : petofile
denaysanders 0
LOL
aaliyahbaybee 0
Lmao, wow. How can anybody fail this badly??
l3allin_all_day 0
third bitch
LOL_Noobs 0
4th*
BahahahLOL 0
Want a lollipop?
emo_fail_child 0
27 = pro picture
VivaLaCobra22 0
love the pic 27(;
pcakewafflebacon 0
Brock obama
xxElle 0
haha. win.
wtfurcrazy 0
haha fail on your part
twinny_sc 13
Wow! Funny shit!
ps3boi 0
nice pic lol
cole86 0
NO THATS MY PIC
brianjman14 23
Don't you always look through the windshield or the window to see if it's your parents' car, or is that just me?
angeljewlz 7
that's what I was thinking! or at least see the driver out of their peripheral vision when they were sitting! lol
BoCo_fml 9
Maybe her father is very average looking. Maybe the guy driving the car looked enough like him.
chili10 18
i always check too, and when Im getting in the car I can see the driver.... maybe op needs glasses...
TYDIRocks 2
I do that too, even if the license plate matches
MykeLytorus 0
Say brian, how's your neck surgery coming along?
brianjman14 23
118: Ummm, I haven't had it yet?
mikuxxhatsune 32
Yeah, I glance inside or quickly read the first few numbers/letters of the plate.
metal8214 0
lol he was probably freaked out
wtfurcrazy 0
one time when i was little i thought I was sitting on my moms lap but actually it was a stranger FML
joanjett 0
One time when I was little my feet got cold at some outdoor concert thing so i stuck them under the fat guy in front of me's ass.
upsidedownfrownn 5
Cool story bro
OneLastWishForU 0
Wow, Don't you ever look at your parents?
RawrCo0kiies 3
WIN !
alwayspharming 0
lol...paying attention to detail, I see.