Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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themclovin101 0
like they say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart lol
bigbadtim 7
Maybe the booze brought out his realfeelings.
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Comments (111)
allanau 0
imao
swimchic007 0
aww, I'm sure he still loves you though :)
allanau 0
aww im sure I got first!
islandjew247 0
Aww, I'm sorry that happened to you OP, drunk guys say/do some stupid stuff. ♥
cantfightfate 0
don't worry op the truth comes out a lot of times when people are drunk. he couldve still meant it.
nyrangers1022 6
as in lived closer, as in u live like 30mins away? or in different time zones, if its the latter, ydi
MykeLytorus 0
cantfightfate=butterface
yosho123 0
when some people are drunk they mean what they say
cantfightfate 0
24- it's a lot easier to insult someone when you don't have a picture. let's see what u look like.
kriptonite_fml 0
Effing FMLs are so predictive.....Jesus Mohammad
VivaLaBelle 0
Drunk persons words is a sober persons thoughts:)
MarkerofMagic 0
Im sorry OP but if he actually was drunk you probably would've noticed
ahhhFYL 0
alcohol + phone+ girlfriend = LOLOLOL FYL.
quent10 0
it's funny because you thought your boyfriend loved you but he didn't mean it because he was drunk
nyrangers1022 6
cantfightfate- it is sad ppl who got no pic bashing other ppl. wutever helps there self esteem i guess
twinny_sc 13
I agree with cantfightfates original comment. Drunk people speak the truth.
MykeLytorus 0
cantfightfate at least you have a decent body. it's just you're face that's banged up. if you don't like the anonymous insults then don't put up a picture like that.
MarkSeattle 0
ydi for not realizing he was drunk.
mfmylifesrsly 30
20 how is the second option a ydi? my boyfriend and I live over 1500 miles away from each other and he loves me.
ahhhFYL 0
that's what you think :) lol jk
krissy8877 2
sometimes the truth comes out when ur drunk. maybe he's just scared to tell you. men are dumb and weird sometimes
nyrangers1022 6
no offense 64, he says he loves u 1500miles away, how do u know hes not banging other girls? long distances rarely work out
onyx735 0
the alcohol usually makes people say what they truly feel...
skroal 7
YDI texting your boyfriend about yesterday, where he told you how much he loved you, and he wishes you lived closer. You asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about.
Blue_Coconuts 7
68, not every guy just goes out and bangs other girls. If I can handle my deployment I can handle doing long distance for a few months till she is down here for long term. It's not that long, sometimes you just gotta suck it up.
pandemic_fml 0
My husband and I started out as a long distance relationship over the Internet.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
68 that's not true, there is this wonderful invention called the iPhone that has video chat and computers skype is great for long distance relationships.
mfmylifesrsly 30
68 my boyfriend (71) went over 2 years without getting any from deployment and even when he was just stationed places and single. there were ***** he couldve banged but he chose not to cause he likes sex when it's with someone he has a deep connection with. so I highly doubt he's cheating.
hbomb5150 0
ur right... I express alot when I get drunk... I'm always drunk though lol ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
lol I smell denial in the comments above
InDenial 6
1, Cameron Ling can SMD. That is all.
KikiCarroll 0
I suggest slipping rum in everything he consumes, if you get him drink enough he may marry you!
allanau 0
haha, obviously you're an Aussie :)
swifft_fml 0
either 68 is gay..or hoping the girls on her will recognize his "sensitivity"...douche..
KiddNYC1O 22
89- what are you talking about? 68's question and comment was legit
nyrangers1022 6
actually 89, i got a gf of almost 3years and happy. wut can u say about urself
BallinJ 0
78, if u dnt think he was getn foreign puss, u are highly nieve.
ajporrasm 0
I agree with 89 and I mean he has a picture with a girl at least.. you think you would too if you've been with your "gf" 3 years. or is it embarrassing?
linhdaninja 0
haha :)
linhdaninja 0
I like 85's comment :)
henry3825 0
91 - Your dog does not count as a girlfriend. Nice try.
torontobuds 0
skroal I want to rape you so bad
nyrangers1022 6
so im supposed to have a pic of my gf in with me??? wow u guys are pathetic....any excuse to try to make fun of someone online to maybe boost ur self esteem
mandi625 0
i agree. Maybe he was too embarrassed to admit that he loves you while he wasn't drunk. And if not, he's a jerk. :/
My2864 1
on the bright side.. kids n drunk people always tell the truth ;)
bigbadtim 7
Maybe the booze brought out his realfeelings.
themclovin101 0
like they say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart lol
alexarose 0
hahahah, that was good.
FreshSalad 1
How did YOU not realize he was drunk? Are you OP?
Geiko_fml 0
Im sure he means it. You should be good.
cutiepie31296 0
ha! nice pic. I loled
gunnar7240 0
Sober thoughts are drunkin actions.
fistnazal 10
fyl for dating Jamie fox??
fistnazal 10
bitch in this picture looks like she wish's she didn't have to hide her face behind a blurry picture. oh snap. what did I just do.... ...and so it begins... lol
fistnazal 10
lol oh. is that just cause I'm a "white boy" or... nvm... this is pointless... gotta love the Internet ;)
NightKiller 0
mmmmhmmm
hellyeahmirjam 2
don;t druknk people always tell the truth or was that with children? :O
kayC7 0
lol what's the difference?
CatsMeow5200 9
Drunken children
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Drunk men tell no tales.
fisheatsbear 6
but they sure do try chasing some tail
lovesamystery 0
18 win lol
wisericky 12
love hurts but so do flamethrowers
lovesamystery 0
love hurts so do guns