Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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AnneFTW 17
Well there's technically nothing wrong with it.
SLP9008 0
I've been there. I dated my moms fiancées son for 8 months. My mom and him ended up splitting up later so we were never related but most people still thought it was wrong, but he was gorgeous and we weren't raised as siblings so we didn't care :)
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Comments (168)
AnneFTW 17
Well there's technically nothing wrong with it.
ohthebloodygore 16
If you get married before your parents, they might reconsider!
zendaddy0 0
WTF whenever I refresh this it ether changes to the one about hot fudge or this one weird
mzeemzima 0
no 14 whaaatttttt??? u make no sense
thatguy888 0
it may be a little hard you you to comprehend 54, but 14's comment makes perfect sense
sammiesoccer101 0
wait how does that make any sense 14???
TheSithAssassin 15
Its a religious joke. Come on now.
Xylus 0
Nuns = sisters in Christ, so the joke is that his grandmother is his sister but... you know what? forget it...
mrshrugs 0
I definitely don't think it's wired, cause I had that same problem and now my parents are married and it just feels awkward, but I would totally go for it if I was you while you still have the chance or else you'll loose it like me.
bleachrocks 0
I married my stepbrother. We have four kids and no problems.
hapahaole85 0
that, my friend, is amazing!
skyttlz 32
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
isn't that what a husband is? a brother in law! That's why we have moms&dads-in law!! makes sense to me. Oh well op just tell him no thanks(:
sleepyhungry93 0
haha win comment. I lold.
catatonicsleep 17
would be really awkward if you ever split up...
supertacowaffle 41
If you're not blood related it's not wrong.
skyttlz 32
But if they dated and broke up imagine the awkwardness.
gorjusthine 0
Op watch the chinese series called "Devil Beside You" its exactly what u r going through! They love each other but they will be step bro and sis.. But they fought for it
yazmi_09 3
and since they'd be in the same house itd be easier to have sex!
bittersweets 2
#46: No, they will have two of each, just because the parents remarry doesn't mean that the biological father/mother disappears...
kyyy2 0
it is not illegal.
5t3ff1k4h 47
To the both of you - It's illegal in some areas while it's perfectly legal provided there is no blood relation in other areas.
gb_chrs 2
lol! you'd still be aunt and uncle if you got together or not, so go for it!
Immersion 0
yup. at least ul always be able to see him
insanesna1l 0
and it's convenient in that your children will have one set of grandparents to visit in the trailer park
bidsababe 1
why do they have to live in a trailor park?? besides what's wrong with trailer parks?
TheNinjaCat 10
I n c e S t is best sweetie :3
doubleshot555 0
that would be pretty ******' awkward.
bookworm05 10
Yupp, Cruel Intentions.
KylesGirl52 0
it's not incest if you aren't blood. stupid.
Privations_fml 3
Hey KylesGirl52, since when has 'blood' meant anything? You mean 'related by blood'? Then no, that's not completely true. Incest is sexual relations between members of a family. You can't say step-brothers and step-sisters are an exception, because they are family too. Your personal beliefs don't make incest any more right or wrong.
lemoncows 2
they would only be related by marriage so it's not like it would be wrong or anything. I think your point would be better proven if they were half brother / sister.
phatdaddy62 23
Hey Privations - My wife and I are in the same family and we have sex. Incest? Ummm, I don't think so. Incest is sex between biologically related individuals. Closeness of biological relationship may be a question as to whether or not it's incest, but marriage does not create a new pool of potential incest participants.
Zebidee 9
I just had a quick look on teh interwebz (yeah, I know - checking facts, call me crazy) and in some US states, sex between step-siblings IS classified as incest. In Georgia, where OP is posting from, this is not the case though, so there's no legal barrier to the relationship.
bittersweets 2
Wow, there are states who classify relationships between step-siblings as incest? I always though incest is forbidden because of the possibility that the children may be disabled if the parents are blood related. Why should two people who aren't blood-related at all not be able to have a relationship, just because their parents married?
erikaa916 0
#82, Agreed.
TheNinjaCat 10
Uh yeah, I'm perfectly aware of that, I have step-siblings. So get your facts right, before you call me stupid, honey, is that clear, or would you like me to type in smaller words?
TheNinjaCat 10
Dont dare give me a sarcastic comment either, you don't know who you're messing with. K?
Chrispywind 0
you seriously have to get a life ninja, "you don't know who your messing with"? like seriously what are you gonna do send me a virus? wow im so scared. plus IDE like to see you drop kick my ass all the way from Australia.
TheNinjaCat 10
when the hell did I say that? pschh different fml, sweetie. I don't deserve this after making a joke :3
TheNinjaCat 10
*when the hell did i say I'd drop kick you
cmyk 19
internet threaths you can't follow up ftw :D
Patrick0294 0
Ninja. So, who ARE we messing with? trolololololol
TheNinjaCat 10
a ninja! obvs xD haha let's just say I've left my Mark on a few people.
TheNinjaCat 10
a ninja ofcourse! jokes, let's just say I've left my mark on a few people
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ninja - You're not fooling anyone. Calm the hell down and take a Midol or something. Stop threatening people over FML... no one's going to take you seriously.
TheNinjaCat 10
haha what ever you say :3 'twas a bad day yesterday, sorry about...all that D: forgive and try and forget? afterall, Tis only Fml
TheNinjaCat 10
I'm sorry people, I was having a bad day yesterday "/ I know I shouldn't have dumped my shit all over fml. Sowwie :3
missbrittanybree 0
thank you for saying this.
kingtz 6
OP is from Georgia. This shouldn't be too out of the ordinary there...
RavensRule97 0
go to Vegas, get married before then. problem solved
Immersion 0
Wincest if u ask me