Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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loooooooooool_fml 1
Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
lynzykins 0
Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.
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Comments (112)
dangletsbang21 0
dump him and change your name :)
Missymeenie24 0
Your name by any chance zeinab from Michigan
KarmaLanding 0
I had a guy give me the "You complete me" slimy smarm from that stupid Tom Cruise movie at the end of our second (and last) date. The "****-off" e-mail I sent him left scorch marks on the inside of my monitor. Ditch the creep, do it hard, and be as vicious as you want to be.
alondra_bieber 0
wait how the heck is this an fml this is more like a wtf is up with this guy lol
No1likesMe 0
maybe he was drunk
No1likesMe 0
oh or maybe he was dared to do it
grshpr76 0
thats... disturbing
kiah101 0
damn...i agree with number 51 id like to try it with him sounds like he knos about sex.....lol
kiah101 0
and how is this fml thats totaly great have fun b a teenager
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
Typical. >.< Men are so terrible. They never wanna commit. Oh he wants to commit? Im terrified. He's hiding something, maybe he's in the mafia.