Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Floda, Sweden
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Emotional rollercoaster
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Top comments
sabrinalynn22 19
Run.
NotRussian 16
Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....
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sabrinalynn22 19
Run.
MDoremis 38
Far, far away.
meliodafool_ 15
And don't look back.
Rkikkas9713 25
*finishes the rest of the song by AWOLNATION*
renasaurus 17
run with the ring
Based_Muhmd 12
OP shouldn't think about it even if he was an 8-10. There is something wrong if he proposes after a week.
drunkmunkey 24
And I thought guys were supposed to be the shallow ones
Flint_Monroe 9
In the back of my mind I knew this would be the top comment.
Estrangement 25
Now now. She should say yes and not break the guy's heart. Who knows, maybe he really loves her and isnt a creep. One week is long enough, right? /s
SubaruWRXSTI 16
132 are you the guy that proposed to OP?
GipsyFromSpace 5
He's a quick one
NotRussian 16
Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....
chrisbeaudoin 26
What?
BrokenDreamer24 15
It's a Frozen reference, and I'm saddened that it was both made and I got it.
jkp1291 25
But then Anna redeemed herself when she fell in love with Kristoff. And that took much longer... two... days. Never mind.
LostInTheZone11 29
She fell in love with Kristoff in the average time of influenza's incubation period.
hersheykisses511 18
That's was I was gonna say
gogo44444 28
#34 at least when she fell in love with Kristoff, they started DATING at the end of the movie instead of getting ENGAGED, at least that's good
interesting33 37
She's learning!
Angreal 14
*slow clap*
SnowFangedBeauty 19
That's what i was gonna say! Yeah I'll come along with you...
chrisbeaudoin 26
When i said "what?" This comment was downvoted so thats why i was confused but lol
nikster205 6
omg I've been singing that song all morning...It's been stuck in my head?
colinabi 13
I hope you said no.
CelesteGomes 25
Too early! Maybe if u like him ...Insist on staying just friends for a while.. Get to know each other well :)
tranced_ 45
Yeah and then maybe get stabbed by a knife if he's a freak :)
DerpAngel 8
I don't think someone who wants to tie the knot as soon as possible is willing to start out as friends?
Exobadger 15
He went a little too far a little too fast...
Suicidal_Divide 17
Run! Run very fast and very far away! Might even be a good idea to change your name and appearence!
Skylyric52 11
Agreed
Redoxx_fml 22
I propose you run
Emmaray 16
Yikes. Run run run.
hoosiergirl94 31
Go big or go home