Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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loooooooooool_fml 1
Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
lynzykins 0
Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.
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Comments (112)
beanstalk0311 0
Just based on the wording of all this ... I think I can safely assume you met him online. Good job. Sounds like you got yourself a catch.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Are you an idiot? She said TEXTING. For all we know, she met him at a bar and they exchanged numbers. Or at a party or at whatever other location. It's how it often goes. People don't exchange numbers online so fast, they exchange e-mail addresses, genius.
waterynuggets 0
Lulz #50 yes, they do. There are people who meet others online and then **** them that same day. It's called Craigslist.
solodolo66 0
i do it all the time lol
agentx52 13
This is his way of breaking up with her obviously.
SecretlySilent 0
It does sound like she met him online. Which usually automatically means that it's not going to work out.
lettertjes 0
Sucks that he turned out to be this terribly clingy. But at least you realized it before you were in a real relationship. So you're just in time to tell him it's not going to work.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't text morons. YDI
Stupidpeople 0
Sounds like you got a real keeper there!!
SettoFail 9
He wants to rape you.
Sexy_Lettie 2
wow that's a mature thing to say
daydreamstar 7
RUN AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK! hopefully you didnt give him out personal information and this guy will lose interest or at least come to his senses.... O.o
siobhan7795 0
take this from personal experience, do not humour him. do not talk to him do not even interact with him. cut off all ties before he starts google mApping where u live.
cryssycakesx3 23
time for a divorce!
loooooooooool_fml 1
Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
Gstone5 0
thats a guy technique to get you to leave him alone... so wht hes saying inst true. basically he wants you to **** off :P im a guy, i would know the technique
bartoron 0
That's exactly what I was thinking. Basically, there are two possible outcomes from this situation: 1. Most likely, he's trying to creep you out so you'll leave him alone. 2. In the rare case that he actually is that weird and he's absolutely obsessed with you after only three days, if you feel the same way about him then keep texting him. You two are made to be together.
EpicNguyen 0
If she felt the same, do you think she'd be on FML?
jdude2913 0
I do it all the time. I love you( **** off)
SpamPam 18
I find it funny how in denial you are that people have the genuine ability to be creepy
redshortsx 0
maybe he was kidding
afallingstar 22
I was thinking that too...or trying to scare her off