Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
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null_fml 11
How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?
null_fml 11
Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"
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null_fml 11
How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?
Maddoctor 10
That's what I was thinking, unless...he allergic to chocolate. You could've killed the guy OP, good job.
satanic_fml 13
thats attractive
lettertjes 0
I can relate to this, because I can't eat chocolate without getting it on my face either. But it's still a YDI because you should have washed your face.
null_fml 11
I kind of assumed she bought the chocolate from the same place she was getting her coffee. As in, paid for both, but chocolate is ready immediately.
lettertjes 0
Usually, I do not. But maybe chocolate causes them. All other food I can eat like a proper adult.
null_fml 11
Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"
BangOut 2
#6 WIN
Aha09 1
#6= Most epic reply on this thread.
SettoFail 9
don't be fat. HAHAHAHA
itsgen 16
hahahahaha and i thought only little kids ate like that YDI fosho x] this one is funny
overkill_78 4
You should have told him you were doing a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake.
sweetbiotch88 0
ya I stabbed myself and I lit my dad on fire for fun :) I can totally relate to this fml :)
Hoogyme 0
Holy crap devil chocolate!
tbbucs 0
lol @ 6. my eye! I'm not supposed to get chocolate in it!
null_fml 11
LENNY! :D
Rellich 0
He didn't leave because of that. There's no way he would suddenly lose interest because of something that had always been there. That, and this isn't funny at all. YDI.
joshhh11 0
I clicked no to this. you life is hardly ****** just because you have chocolate on your face. just a minor embarrassment, if anything at all.
Snowlight_fml 7
Where's the 'no' button?
Splayd 10
Isn't this website specifically about minor inconveniences?