Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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nash1991 20
Epitome of irony. Sorry, that sucks!
Welshite 40
Oh my God, you must be a really bad driver if your guardian angel gave up and called it quits.
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Comments (117)
PedroTall 0
The Police heard that story about .... Ah, Never. The first thing I wonder is ARE YOU and OTHERS OK???
pdp_fml 21
Aren't you supposed to hang the charm from your mirror to remind you that you have an angel watching over you? I am sorry that you got into an accident, but you are still alive, so maybe the angel charm worked.
nicolethedancer 3
Oh my god, I have the same thing from my grandmother! Remind me to put it on the passenger sun visor... Lol
Pandamonia88 9
YDI, you and only you are responsible for the safety of your vehicle, any ornamentation should be secure and not obstructing your view, I hope you have learnt your lesson.
Pandamonia88 9
Actually come to think of it, I hope you lose your license and I hope you didn't injure anyone with your stupidity. You could have at least swerved yourself into a wall and done us all a favour. As for all this nonsense about having angels watching over you, the angel is supposed to go on front of the car to light your way, as with St. Frances of Rome.
vesari 3
At least your alive !!
swenny_xoxo 18
It was a sign. It's part of God's plan for you.