Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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caancoha 0
If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.
CallMeHush 1
Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?
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Comments (51)
caancoha 0
If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.
acertijo 0
HAHAHAHA everyone sues everyone nowadays
sonicmega 3
I'd be laughing if this weren't so pitifully true.
YayAmerica 0
I think we need to get the Don't Sue People Panda in here.
dudeitsdanny 10
WIN for the South Park reference, haha
flakes_fml 0
ydi for knowing how to read
flakes_fml 0
woo 3500th person to vote YDI I would like to thank the world thank you thank you!
Cjw1220 0
3671 is better.
thealliance 0
First..... Op: Sell your car and buy a bike...the roads will be much safer without you.
CallMeHush 1
Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?
MaryMo_fml 0
NGL, I've seen those signs and I have to wonder, what's the point except massive distraction?
BeeSkwaird 0
If you can't multitask, you can't drive. Please get off the road. Kthxbye.
hot_mess88 0
It was a test. You fail... Next time, please try removing yourself from the gene pool WITHOUT taking others with you.
valekseye 0
TRU TRU
dudeitsdanny 10
FYL. Next time just glance. Unless you see "exit" or "closed" or anything of the sort, just ignore it.
Tigg3r 3
Or warning #9. Awesome sighn I must admit though it sucks that you crashed. Hope your car isn't totaled otherwise, your screwed!
BeeSkwaird 0
His screwed what?
Nikki_Wonder 0
wow that does suck....
flashback.miss 28
so.. you like shiny things...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No lyrics just laughter but seriously hope youre ok and next time dont be so easily distracted. i mean its not like edward was standing in front of you.... LOL maybe you need to go back to drivers ed if youre so well.. uh huh yeah.. there werent any seriously injured. still. you got distracted by what you prolly thought was edward so I rule YDI
newsgit 0
what? edward? OP was DISTRACTED by A flashing SIGN on THE road PUT there BY the GOVERNMENT.