Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Lostinspacealone 0
Oh the Irony XD
leadman1989 16
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
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Comments (91)
Lostinspacealone 0
Oh the Irony XD
EvilPotato 15
OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya." *BAM* OP- "...thanks mom...".
fanceh 10
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.
You_Need_Soap 6
Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.
gojira666 7
That ****** came outta nowhere!!!!
musiclexii124 0
Does your mom happen to be Betty White?
SemperFi_23 6
I swear I've seen about 5 FML posts that are exactly the same over the past few months.
fanceh 10
Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)
ZebcoGirl 0
I think OPs Mom had it coming..
humorizer 14
I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome. Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.
JustSumRedneck 0
Women drivers no survivors
leadman1989 16
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
uffiewuffie 0
Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.
stuart169 3
#2, nice
omfgfmlife 0
why is this an fml? this is grand. now you can hang this over her head forever! i would lovee for this to happen.
Jays7 10
'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D
cupcakeluver1212 0
Good one! XD!
Iamaninchworm 0
Im sure OPs mom would then backhand them right in the center of their face.
Rose8u 2
I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"
danishbagel 3
Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.
Forlorn420 9
I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well
Miss_Attitude96 24
Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.
saIty 17
Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you. *Light turns yellow* Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* ****! I can't stop! *smashes car into car* OP: *troll face*
MaaaanWTF 1
That's what she gets for running her mouth!
That0therguy 4
And a red light.
vi3tno_romeo 5
GTA MOM!
juturnaamo 29
Unless you were hurt, that's a win!
lemon_phat 11
No... It's actually a fail.