Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Top comments
nash1991 20
Epitome of irony. Sorry, that sucks!
Welshite 40
Oh my God, you must be a really bad driver if your guardian angel gave up and called it quits.
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Comments (117)
secretsymbiote21 5
that charm is cursed!
Welshite 40
How is it cursed? This incident proves that it was working all along; it was only when it fell off that OP hit another car.
horizontalline 18
That's why you put it on the passenger visor.
Rodders_SOTC 1
There are no such thing as Angels. Sorry.
Welshite 40
My mother called me an angel, therefore, your comment is disproven.
TrailblazerSS 5
Who says? You? Like I'm supposed to take your word for it.
wolfhausen 7
Welshite is on a reply roll, and I must say I have thoroughly enjoyed each comment :).
RaizerBerry 3
Well maybe it just liked the mirror spot so much that when it fell off it got angry and wrecked your car
Liana23music 0
Genius :3 !!!!!
katie887 2
Believe in your self, not on tokens, signs, and luck charms! U can do anything!
SweetStuff88 7
I have the same guardian angel thing on my visor
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Guardian angel." Oxymorons are fun. YDI.
sonuskos 6
Obviously it prevented you from a more severe accident that was to happen later on.
ideasrule 13
And once again, we see the result of believing in superstition instead of science, nonsense instead of reason...
doodlecloud 27
In case you can't read, the accident happened as soon as the charm wasn't there. So if anything, it kinda supports that they work no? I don't actually believe in charms myself but I find it amusing how the bad stuff happened as soon as it fell off.