Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Top comments
nash1991 20
Epitome of irony. Sorry, that sucks!
Welshite 40
Oh my God, you must be a really bad driver if your guardian angel gave up and called it quits.
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Comments (117)
Anxe 9
The angel's protective power only works when its on the visor. Obviously, this power was removed instantly when it fell.
KokiriKid 10
I have one of those too that was given to me and everyone always makes jokes about my dying while being impaled by the damn thing. It's inevitable.
lindsaymiedema 4
I get so much shit for having it in my car! I don't even believe in angels. I only like it because its from my grandma
KokiriKid 10
Ugh, me too.
dancer4life143 13
Gotta love irony... I hope you're okay though OP!
MakeTodayADTR 20
Haha it's okay, we've all done that... Wait uh nevermind...
CAJustise 9
That's just AWESOME! Webster can put that in their dictionary under Irony!!!
awkward_gothlady 32
Ah the irony...the IRONY!
darkhakai 18
I'd hate to see your reaction to a rock hitting your windshield...
TcheQ 12
YDI for taking other people's ridiculous superstitions seriously
onorexveritas 24
oh the irony!
mrcoolguy555 3
Pickup line NOT to use on a guardian angel: Me: Did it hurt? Angel: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from... Angel: ... =/ Me: Nevermind