Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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narrowords 18
"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...
fireice22 0
communication at it's finest.
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Comments (192)
blondie1208 17
ouchh..
notyounothimme 0
wow, this is almost exactly what is happening to me, I feel your pain
xo_kat_xo 0
you should've said "no ******* shit Sherlock!"
FMS23 0
bro call her a$$ up and be like yo is this the pharmacy I need some condoms. when she goes no this is ____ be like dam sorry wrong number. she's going to ask WTF do u need condoms for. be like I'm f!cking your bestfriend beotch
allthatremains25 0
then are you sure you were "dating her?"
dmann56 0
oh man.. its alright. we've all been there:( i'm actually still getting over the same situation
ssllgymnast 0
I guess she wasn't informed that you guys were daring...
eduardosuritalov 0
ouch :( omg thats terrible. someday when youre married to someone who will love u right, shes gonna realize what shes missing out on. youre gonna be laughing when u find someone who loves u just as much as u love them. she doesnt deserve you, and shes pree damn immature to act like shes innocent.
cheezyfries50 0
same thing happened to me bro. it sucks
redrumbear 9
U mad bro?