Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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narrowords 18
"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...
fireice22 0
communication at it's finest.
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Comments (192)
jobsman99 0
perhaps her standing around topless just wearing her jeans gave you that false impression.
cynthiaF 0
Move on to better things. :)
RokNRoll11 9
downside you're single, upside you can still make your move on her
alexavb15 4
what a dumb brawd ! this a perfect time to just slap ah hoe ! sorry charlie better luck next time :(
nerdsgetmehot 23
What a ho. I hate people like that! I'm sorry, OP.
felah17 6
Hmmm.....Did you ever asked her to be your GF,or that's not part of your culture? Cudda saved you plenty of money and heartache by doing that,'cause it sounds like she tells her mom you two are just friends.You can't really accuse her of friendzoning you if things were not clear from the get go!!!!
chosha_fml 27
Well, the girl you apparently have NOT been dating for months...
IHaveSomethingTo 0
Mama's always right
hopestr 4
aw!!! I'm really sorry. did she just think the dates were friendly hangouts or what??? she would've had to know!!!!! :/ that sucks
momo1972 3
mother knows best