Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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narrowords 18
"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...
fireice22 0
communication at it's finest.
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Comments (192)
EvanAGD 7
i wouldn't even say anything and just stop "dating" her
ChelseaFan817 0
dude she's totally not worth your time.. I'd look elsewhere..
gtmustanggirl18 0
maybe she thinks your gay
FuckIt2010 3
dude just say yeah you two are friends cuss ya gurl would kill you if yall were more if she wants to play mind games with you play back make her think you dont give a ****
isabel22 0
The mom say nah don't believe her you just got to move on dude
wsquah 4
now's the time to ask for some break up pity sex. then when she isnt careful ram it up the bitch's a***
22cute 17
Sad but yes, the way to ensure a female knows you are dating her is to: A) ask her out on dates (I.e."Can I take you to dinner/movie/etc one day this weekend?") B) pay her way This system did not develop to make men pay nor to make women subordinate. It simply ensures that both understand that THIS IS A DATE and not just friends hanging out together.
pasiphae9 5
I go out to the movies and for meals with my best guy friend all the time, and he offers to pay for me too, but we're not dating. Or if we are, then he's cheating on me with his fiance and must be dating all the other friends he goes to movies and dinner with too. How about, in order to figure out if you are dating, you ask her if you're dating? Honestly, even if my guy friend was single and kissed me one day I'd still assume we were just friends with benefits until it was clarified. Maybe that's what she thought?
7th_fml 3
Regardless of what you guys were doing, as I happen to know regularly kissing doesn't necessarily equal a relationship, it's good to clarify the relationship perhaps a month in or so. I feel for you though, this exact same thing happened to me, though over a much longer time, of say two years. Though in my defense the kissing started towards the last couple of months and I though that started my relationship with my "friend who I really liked."
liy223 6
wow... I'm a girl and even I agree that we can be cold hearted some times. sorry op.
pinkspaceboundro 0
wooooooooooow! straight to the heart!