Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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jim_witness 0
Be like, "Ok. Actually I was in love with your ego. Could I talk to her??" or "You're right. I am so foolish. Let's just have sex."
jim_witness 0
Or better yet, "That's too bad. I guess I have to return the jewelry I spent my whole paycheck on..." Sit back and wait.
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jim_witness 0
Be like, "Ok. Actually I was in love with your ego. Could I talk to her??" or "You're right. I am so foolish. Let's just have sex."
thegorgon5000 0
haha yes! this dude knows what he's talkin about
jim_witness 0
Or better yet, "That's too bad. I guess I have to return the jewelry I spent my whole paycheck on..." Sit back and wait.
BearBear1213 0
I love this guy^ xD
yourpathetic 0
If you wanted to be a bitch "Well, I didnt know, but how about your sister is she free of your dumb bimbo tist"
lovesucksxxx 0
hahaha i love the way you wrote this.
24788 7
lol, talking over msn sucks.
orligirl_92 0
Awww, poor you! That happened to me with a guy from my school that I liked. It sucks, but you'll get over it.
Still101Learning 0
LMAO nice
Gabe411036 0
This is not an ugly face.Ure just plain ugly.
Mhmthathappened 0
I'd laugh, Grace, but we're twins... Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Mhmthathappened 0
We are definitely twins, but whatever. The first comment had her flipping a shit so she deleted her account. ghbjkl;. Whateverrr
jennam_fml 4
They also apparently do their makeup the same aswell. I called her out on her other pic.