Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (77)
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
allthatandmore 0
I wonder if anyone else knew
xXxRandiexXx 0
lmfao!!! #4!! that was great!!
ZING_MASTER 0
The patented LONG-DISTANCE ZING! IMPRESSIVE!!!
jihinotenshi_fml 0
ouch
mclovin_fml 0
this happened to me yesterday too! ugh i feel your pain.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
Awesome! Score one for the ladies. It's high time that the shoe be on the other foot. You men fold are so smug thinking that you can just go around breaking hearts and having us ladies eating out of the palm of your hand.
Dylan94_fml 8
we only do that when were letting you taste the food you just cooked, in the kitchen.
kaprookie 3
14- you come across a feminazi
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
Zingers 9
no wonder guys don't like you, you're annoying as shit
adamo_erebus 26
Someone got dumped on her ass hard.
madgrinchhatter 12
Well someone had their daily dose of bitch today. Bitter much?
kristenanne_iri 19
holy shit shut up. He broke up with her because he wasn't happy with the distance not to break her heart.
AliSama 17
They did this on the drew carry show. The guy didn't know he was dating quiet a few people. I am sure you will find someone. Make sure she knows you are dating her. rofl.
The_Potato_Lord 15
Who?
davidtheday 0
I agree with #16. For as many men that are smug and break hearts, there are just as many women that can tear a guy up inside.
Camer0ne 0
Or are just cheating *****.
Peachy2392 26
^and just as many men that cheat.
know_your_role 0
what #4 said
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
There's a reason the book is called, "He's Just Not That Into You." It even spurred a movie that was actually pretty good. Yeah, there are women that play games; however, we usually say, "Hey, I'm just not that into you." Men go around playing the games because they hold the cards. As much as they would like to think women control the balance of power, it's really men who do. Men are the ones who set the pace for how fast the relationship moves, if there is one at all. It's men who define what's going on, and we have to go with it or get lost. I usually choose the latter. It's men who drag their feet when it comes to committing, not women. Gents, read the book and/or watch the movie. I'm more than certain you will see yourselves in one or more of those scenarios in which you give a woman some lame excuse, when you aren't "that into her." Btw, I have pretty good taste in men. My judgment is pretty impeccable, which is why I have come to the conclusion that if I really want the whole kit n' caboodle and all of the wonderful qualities that make a relationship worthwhile, I need a girlfriend, because men just don't get it. Alas, I will have to make due with the male species.
kaprookie 3
shut up
Bently24 6
Damn, hella long comment. I skimmed through what you wrote but I think you just need to calm down.