Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
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Action_Bastard 0
Oh man...pancaking a nut is the worst.
MetalFish 0
dude..... you gotta be careful with those! they aren't like teeth you know, they don't grow back! you only get one set of nuts!
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Comments (138)
andrewzzz 0
wow u fail ...smh
lemonlife 0
at least you have friends
pwincessa23 1
hope op can have kids...
allenrotstein 0
Scrambled eggs...
Smeagol648 0
You still have your right nut! :D
TwoInTheBush 0
ouchhhhhhh! omg lol I'm sorry, my nuts feel for you
bailes_o_hay 0
haha the item formally known as your left nut
KingDingALing 9
****!! That would hurt!! I can feel that pain right now... :/
ChrisSG 0
nutcracker!!
zerobahamut03 2
Ouch my balls feel your pain.
cganon 0
oh ****! that's painful!
black_knight402 0
what a nutty situation
planbsponserme 2
my left nut feels awful just thinkin about it. fyl man. respect
9010649 3
AAAAUUGGH! I can hear the crunch! >.<
Dragons_corner 6
I still think it's weird/neat that almost all guys feels, grabs, or closes eyes when a guys nuts are hurt in some way. I grabed mine because that will hurt. I hate the tap the nut and a minute later your on the ground in pain.
Person000 0
ladies to understand this pain just getting hit in the nuts is like you taking a sledge hammer in between the legs and then slowly stab your self up your stomach.
thecrazyasian 3
now u got 3 balls?
rudiznell 0
did it asplode
leader0011 5
maybe you can sell it now...
MrsDruidess 23
and you have had these balls for how long? Yet you don't keep track of them? Odd. . .
axeno 7
Took the chance didn't you?
ohdearitsme 0
ouch, that sucks
blocparty 0
did you manadge to find it again?
Action_Bastard 0
Oh man...pancaking a nut is the worst.
NightSkyx 0
Hmm... luckily righty's ok :o
sourgirl101 29
I had pancakes with eggs over easy for breakfast this morning! Yummy!
mrahhhhh 21
#3 you look like Kirk Hammett. Shin Chan is one of my favorite shows btw.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
nice
Epic_Phale615 0
Agreed, it sucks when you break a fall or accidentally lean into something and your nuts are the "cushion".
Action_Bastard 0
Shin Chan is a badass show...holy crap, I do look like Kirk Hammett. Good call 61
fmlwinnn 0
sounds like it hurt...FYL
johobus28 26
I about broke my teeth cringing at this . . . FYL OP
trippydoll 4
hahaha
MetalFish 0
dude..... you gotta be careful with those! they aren't like teeth you know, they don't grow back! you only get one set of nuts!
catatonicsleep 17
teeth don't grow back.... unless you're a shark
MetalFish 0
well, they get replaced... I was half right. It's been a long day for me, im allowed to make mistakes!
Annihilator 0
#7, you fail because teeth only get replaced once. Everybody knows that.
bryan4595 0
u mean nuts aren't like pubes then u make sense
drummerforever 0
win^
SAMHAlN 0
I moderated this I feel special
perdix 31
As in Olympics? Do you want a cookie?
SAMHAlN 0
I like to take a hammer to the special olympics and beat people with it. no I am a genius k?
Shaggy_92 5
you are awesomely brutal 10 out of 10
pik_fml 0
cool iron maiden sticker in the background
SAMHAlN 0
ty
perdix 31
That why you leave that work to the womenzes! A man making his own bed is just nuts!
stronghand0331 17
I have a question; Why is it always the "left nut" that gets all the attention? Like "suck my left nut!" what makes the right nut incapable?
iamchuck 0
The left nut is the pretty one.
RedPillSucks 33
Not anymore, perdix. I suspect he's just a singular nut now.
_streets_ 19
Haha 13 I never realized that before
sourgirl101 29
I've heard that the right nut is always larger than it's twin. That's why many men's penises slant.
MetalFish 0
My right one isn't bigger :| I'm worried now D:
sourgirl101 29
Metalfish not to get too personal but are you measuring correctly? Get that checked out. It's one of the signs of Testicles forum cancer. nojoke
sourgirl101 29
I love that "Sex Pistol"'s album.
stronghand0331 17
Ay yo ay Pendatik! Those are fightin' words!
sourgirl101 29
Pendatik, I did know a girl from Birmingham. She was a bloody disgrace. Always saying '**** this and **** that, ******* little *******, ******* brats'! She did have a "Body" on her but was no "Holiday in the Sun". Vicious and Rotten!
MetalFish 0
@Sourgirl, it's the lefty that's bigger for me... well, if a look down it's my left... sooooo... if you was looking it'd be your right. (telling the internet about my 'nads xD ) Apparently it doesn't matter which one is bigger, like women's boobs.
MetalFish 0
You're a failure* Ironic...
Charles666 0
wow