Awkward and Love: Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen...

By played - 21/06/2011 05:07 - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...

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communication at it's finest.

Comments

thedoob 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:08

Idk how you could date someone that long, not do any "more than friends" stuff and not have the itch

ADayToPierceTheV 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:55

what a bitch

hasd96 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:13

Next time your in a relationship like that get more lustful grab her butt do something that normal friends won't do besides its fun being dirty c(;

Complaining 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:16

Let's go with the mom.

lisha88 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:16

awwww :'(

stopbutton 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:39

what r u a girl or something?

freshx_fml 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:41

tell her she gave you VD. or visa versa.

Alex213 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:01

you should hit it and quit it

CRiiSPY_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:33

WHIPPED!!! :L

papidrew16 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:46

*** that trick

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