Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3
Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.
MrBoredGuy 1
don't ever get a vibrator...
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thoughtcriminal7 3
Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.
MrBoredGuy 1
don't ever get a vibrator...
swimchica22 0
throw his bed out the window and say "that gets to sleep under you and I don't". problem solved.
EvilPotato 15
1 don't make fun of him, stuffed bears are freaking scary.
DropDead77 11
That's just immature.
agentx52 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Before we bash the OP's bf, why would a grown woman be sleeping with a stuffed animal?
Jimmyd0t 0
aww he really loves you
SteelCladAngel 0
44.....how do you know she's a grown woman?
BB_ava 0
44, plenty of women sleep with a few stuffed animals near their bed for decoration...
xero00 0
mabye Asians do.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
flyboykhi, you're retarded.. It's a stupid stuffed animal!! Who gives a shit! It's not like it's alive and it's screwing the girl. And you agentx52, who cares that she sleeps with a stuffed animal, it's probably a bear that she's had since she was little or something.
dre_bro11 12
44, going by the fact that OP and her BF don't/haven't slept together, which is what I got from the FML, I'd actually have to agree with what 56 said and say that OP sounds like she might be a teenager.
sophie2212_fml 0
if he is joking that's kinda a cute jealous.. but if he is serious id be concerned for later situations :/
xalerion 0
it could be something an ex gave her
imaberry95 0
I agree with evil potato^^^^^ stuffed animals always seem to be looking at you
athena3100 9
44, She is probably a teenager. My sister and i both sleep with stuffed animals! I have this giant teddy bear.... my ex gave it to me :(
shannonreneee 11
If he is worried about some toy in her bed, what is he going to do when a real man talks to her...
RosedFairy1 0
I find it funny actually because my mom had a Winnie the pooh she slept with every night, and my dad would get sooo jealous of it, it's not even funny. he would then throw it at the wall when he was there and one day..he threw it out without telling her because he was so jealous.
BrokenDreamer24 15
44- Why does it matter? I know plenty of grown woman like myself who do like to cuddle up with something soft every now and again, hence having a stuffed animal. Even my sisters do it, and their adults with kids of their own. So if it's a crime now, lock us up.
a_nutritionist 10
@118 i hate to tell you, but your dad might be an idiot.
chili10 18
are you guys serious? I think that's adorable as hell.. if he's joking that is, and I'm pretty sure he is.
whoisthisgirl 4
168, why would she post it on FML if its a joke. there are crazies out there.
biancanick1 0
lmao
nifa86 12
sees like possessive and controlling behaviour not love.
sirdolittle 0
Really nice pic', 139 !!
thorscope 0
get off of the bf... he's probably just trying to be funny and flirty
jane79 0
^win^ lol no telling what he might do if you were to have a toy
evilteddybear 0
lol 139 but i just cuddle with my doggie :p
MerrikBarbarian 9
why not? I know tons of women who have a few stuffed animals. hell what do you expect women to do with those stuffed animals which are so popular to give at valentines? let's not forget furries who coat their beds in plush toys. :p
lizziefizzie 6
agreed! if he was just joking that's adorable. it just shows he cares :)
shaubygal 11
44 I agree I mean in her room is ok but not on her bed I mean come on! I get pissed when my maids put my cute pillows and stuff on my bed and always throw them off. but her boyfriend is weird for being jealous in the first place.
bluebell707 13
Thats kinda sad.
zozohearts 0
Ok, my cat used to do that with my teddy bear. He was really jealous of it. Whenever I'd walk out my room I'd come back to my teddy bear being stuffed into my fish tank. Haha it was both cute and sad. I had to get rid of my teddy bear :| but op, with an animal it's understandable, with a guy... not so much.
Hidan_fml 0
No, that's REALLY sad.
lonewolf6613 4
pathetic is more like it. I mean come on! he finds competition from a teddybear?!?!
xxGreenDay17xx 0
I find this sad, yet HILARIOUS!! haha is competition is a stuffed animal? Lol
cucumberfabulous 7
I find it hilarious too. Only because it was a cat... I guess the people above us thought it was an actual person.
AngryCanadian 0
He just be trollin
jackrileymac 4
Hey at least you know he's serious an likes you. or maybe it's your bed...
cupcakeslayer 0
you call that serious? I see it as a link to abusive and controlling behavior...
cupcakeslayer 0
you call that serious? I see it as a link to abusive and controlling behavior...
cupcakeslayer 0
you call that serious? I see it as a link to abusive and controlling behavior...
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
... he is just a momy's boy who gets what he wants...
narrowords 18
Is he trying to be funny? Is he fishing for an invitation? This behavior just can't justify itself...
Jacobt24 19
It's probably a plan to get her to sleep with him.
shaubygal 11
she should totally be like I'm dumping u to be with my stuffed animals
ohrlynow 9
That's pathetic and slightly creepy, tbh.
skaterblue12 0
what's tbh?
Jayms_fml 32
TBH= To Be Honest
CutiePie_101 7
Does your boyfriend have any mental issues of some sort? Cause that's pretty sad.
binger_gitch 12
If you think about it OP, it's kinda cute and I'm sure he's just joking. that's how my ex was with my pillow pet.!
charlybarly 0
he's just making it clear to the stuffed toy that this is his territory
ILUVMSC 5
lmao..
Newboyz00185 0
At least he didn't piss on it. Stupid dog....
Malkria 1
nice XD
Badshah29 6
Get rid of both of them, your to old for em ;)
Badshah29 6
umm, Abdullah Badshah
lilmissallie 0
Lol
Badshah29 6
howz ma name funny?
rocklare18 7
well it sounds to me that your an Iraqi suicidal bomber
juventis 16
You're name isn't funny, ignore those idiots.
yuviluv 5
I would love to have my boyfriend jealous that he doesn't get to sleep with me every night. I really don't understand your opinion.
Moota 9
I know! It's cute, but maybe it's too extreme for OP to handle the jelously.
dudeitsdanny 10
And this is why so many girls have abusive boyfriends.. "It's cute and sweet that he gets jealous".... "Well, he only beats me because he's so passionate about us.."
Moota 9
Oh my, I never thought about it that way.. You win.
DerpyHooves 0
That's a mental problem not a stuffed animal problem :I
nifa86 12
i agree could lead to abuse, if he acts like that with a toy how is he going to act when u talk to male friends...
SammyS2012 21
because a stuffed animal is different than him beating the crap out of her? now if he was kicking her dog because he got to lay on her bed, then I would be worried. but i don't know of abuse cases where it started with jealously from a stuffed animal, unless everything time he saw the bear on her bed he would back hand her. I could be wrong though, people do crazy things
SpamPam 18
#156 yeah and awful adults are always telling little girls that "when a boy picks on you, that means he likes you!" Which only skews our perceptions of acceptable behavior
Nacchan 0
I thought it's cute but a little extreme.