Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Serafie 0
You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?
stillxsearching 3
she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!
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Comments (157)
twilight_lupus 13
ouch. that sucks
wheatie 0
sorry:/
Turfin 0
mmmm Les
bonicr 0
Wow, YDI OP. Thinking that about a friend when you thought she was hurt is a pretty ****Ed up thing to do.
kendallkbabe7787 0
that's ****** up
uradopted 0
girl? what's a girl?
legonut4 0
it's funny because the girl you like is a lesbian and she wants you to fake date her.
kassieparis 8
aw poor you op :( I don't see how he deserves it :/ he can't help falling inlove. x
5t3ff1k4h 47
24-Who said anything about being in love?
kassieparis 8
he said he was gonna ask her out?! right? x
quent10 0
20 it's funny because your a bird
comepoopwithme 0
they are those things in the kitchen that clean up after you
rainbowhobos 4
#20, it's funny how you have nothing better to say, except state the obvious. :]
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
Beard.
qt4u 0
"Dreams do come true"!
pandapoopDX 0
that's hot.
ballistic 2
I say to prove to her mom she's straight. you should convince the girl to have sex and then purposely get walked in on. just saying hahah
Trollz4daLULZ 2
ballistic wins one interweb cybertubescreen!
Sarah__Louise 0
or show her your penis she might decide girls arnt so great ;) haha jokess obviously
blushingred 0
12-good; someone has a good head on his shoulders. :)
Bekll 31
Why necessarily assume she's a lesbian? She could be bi and just dating a girl right now.
Sarah__Louise 0
true!
KiddNYC1O 22
op, did you know she had beaver fever?
my_user_name 7
# 12 is absolutely right. Your friend comes to you in tears and your first thought is "SCORE IT'S ME TIME!"? That is being a lousy friend. You deserve it.
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
BURN!!
Sarah__Louise 0
lmao 65 beaver feaver haha
pingpongpenguin 3
she can't cover it up forever
1800getalife 0
I smell a threesome?
Clashzorz2 0
It's funny because she is too fat for you
Elicy1984 0
So don't fake-date her? Get over that girl.. FYL, if you don't..
RachelTheLoser 0
hahahaha xD LOL at 17 and 44
Latin_King13 1
hey
pureecstasy 5
33 It's funny how your a troll.
Hernandez15_fml 0
I agree with 24 maybe not in love cuz he wanted to date her but u really can't help who u like
crazyaces89 7
agreed....it's really low when u jus think about what u want when someone else is upset
justin1104lee 0
LOL
jkurtz87 0
make her act like your girlfriend she has to do all the things a girlfriend would do kiss sleep together
ryguy997 0
I feel for you, man.
kool_me 0
at least u know she trusts u !!!
sexybitch92 0
do em both lol.
drakem 7
this is just like George Lopez, except the exact opposite.
lexielovesyou 0
that sucks, because she'll never turn back. it's possible to turn her bi if you tell her how you feel x3 but that's prob a bad idea.... hahah[:
inspiteofemma 0
Nip tuck for the win :D Go Matt McNamara
shayyyyy 0
ydi for thinking she'd move on that quickly from a break up
3son_fail3 0
31 that made me lol
swalch43 0
dude that is AWESOME! youre dating a lesbo!!!!!!! do you know how lucky you are?!
Cassiebangz 0
I'm a girl & I'm bi. I no how u feel cause I've broken a few guys hearts b/c of my sexuality.
cupcake147 0
that actually sounds like a good movie plot. a girl falls in love with another girl but her parents are uptight strait people. she asks her best guyfriend to cover up, and he reluctantly agrees. the rest of the story can go two ways: she ends up with him anyways or she runs away with her girlfriend, defying her parents.
5t3ff1k4h 47
95, don't you dare talk about Scott Pilgrim like that. That just made it sound so wrong...
slitherbomb 0
GET SOME!!!
me142 0
second!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Fail
youngrob 0
epic fail
ILoveMyXbox 0
fail
CitizenSnipz 0
it takes one number for win to be a fail.
cchristine 0
you want to date a lesbian knowing she doesn't like guys and you're suprised about this why?
thedeepthinker 0
he was only a few seconds late if you look at the time.
X18GirlX 0
False
olivercooper 6
Win...
itsimonyoz 0
are u that desperate?
bugmenotmofo 34
You know, you two should go on some dates.... for authenticity's sake. I'm just sayin'
Serafie 0
You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?
OopsieDoopsie 16
Second that. Awesome friend you are... NOT
warpig182 0
thaT man is no asshole hes a hero
emanftw21 9
calm down
jdfml90 0
Cuppycake1488 0
I agree! :D #10 FTW
Trollz4daLULZ 2
LMAO, owned! YDI for trying to take advantage of an emotional girl to FORNICATE!!! YDI for having a friend. YDI for helping her lie to her mom!
Mevvyla 1
Sorry, man.
ARScratch 0
your dp scares me •.•
ndizzle 0
Mom??
3son_fail3 0
Tammy...?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
chief?
stillxsearching 3
she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!