Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
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whyisblue 0
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
tttron 0
so? you aren't going out with her
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Comments (64)
Loserguy139 6
FYL, hahaha
m0tl3ycru3 0
Forever alone...
whyisblue 0
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
JustSoLost 8
LOL! Nice metaphor there. Got a good laugh from it. But you are right. OP find yourself an available girl.
blland 0
where's the metaphor? no pun intended
DoorMatCat 3
17 there is no metaphor. there was a simile :P
niadanac1 3
Did you pay for dinner? Cause then you are indeed, a sucker.
tttron 0
so? you aren't going out with her
Pinkolulooo 0
She's not even your girlfriend, this isn't a real FML.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
...Not quite but okay.
YouGotTold 0
in the friend zone you will always be alone (billy ocean voice).....lol
icanfloat12 0
wait... but u weren't even goin outt with her lol
grimmelok 0
I'M SO CONFUSED Why was this FML picked? There isn't even a punchline. "A girl I had a crush on starting dating someone." So? This happens to people everyday, and while it can suck, it isn't that big of a deal.
Feverrotes 15
Many people have submitted better FMLs than the ones that usually get picked. That about explains how the moderators of this site are.
Peroxide 3
I really don't get you women. She took you out to dinner to tell you she's dating someone else? I don't know what those gay dudes are complaining about, they've got it easy. I need an elite team of WWII code breakers to decipher your bloody signals. "Sir we think we've cracked the code, the nazis are invading and she thinks your cute".
Ascaryrobot 0
Way to generalise Moonfire. What a lovely example of equality among the genders you are.
youfools 0
Sorry, but Peroxide made a much more offensive generalization. But I suppose since he's male, he can do no wrong? Are you trying to deny that males think about sex more than women do? It's a biological fact that males have higher libidos. Cultural stigmas that only ****** like sex doesn't help. So, Moonfire= right, the male chauvinists =wrong
Arenick 0
Even though us guys think of sex more doesn't mean we are just nice to try to get into someone's pant's if that is so unbelievable.
Thunderbender 2
Peroxide and Ascaryrobot are right. I really hate how when a guy does something to get the person he likes, then he's a pig only thinking with his penis, but when a girl does it its cute and she's just looking for love. Men tend to want sex more but that doesnt mean when we like a girl its just because we want to have sex with her. I believe Peroxide's point is Asking someone whom she knew liked her out to dinner with out telling him what it was about first is leading him on. She could have just mentioned she had a boyfriend without the whole dinner thing. And I thought men are supposed to be the clueless insensative ones.
T1A2Z3 35
Who said she knew he liked her? She probably just wanted to share something with a friend over dinner. There's nothing wromg with that...
Firetiger 0
I hope you didnt pay for dinner. FYL