Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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narrowords 18
"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...
fireice22 0
communication at it's finest.
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Comments (192)
coleillusion 0
screw that for a joke id probs cry
miss_la_rue 6
OP, you have to be upfront with her, and should have been from the beginning. Be clear it's a date. Have 'the talk', which really isn't a big deal, it's just communicating to make sure you're both on the same page. Being on the same page in ANY relationship is important. If you think you're dating and you like her, you have to let her know. Don't assume. Think of this way: is it worse to go through this, or to suck it up and say something? And I'm sorry that it got to this point for you, I've been there and it feels awful.
I_hate_it_all 5
That's norway for you right there... apparently, in norway, you're not serious and just friends unless you clarify you're together.
warlock970 10
**** that bitch in the ass with 20 double dotted condoms on to make ur dick thicker
Teufel21 0
Ha ha ha, you deserve it
kiwi56 0
that sucks !! :(
jflore05 0
wow. what happened to your communication there?
clearwater09 0
sorry for u :(
Alexx131 0
Wow...that's wrong. She must either be really stupid or a huge bitch...
quade25 0
wow I would have ditched her it's her life wrecked not yours bro