Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Top comments
lifepwns 0
the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.
will90 5
Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.
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Comments (67)
Bedtimes 0
get in their, dude.
josh5634 0
there*
crapmaster3000 19
At least he has a comma?
Maniac_fml 0
ouch! that really sucks man
Pwib 14
Not as much as being one of the first FMLs so that nobody even sees your pain.
neveion 0
Ouch
lifepwns 0
the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.
Boomi 39
Kind of like The Great Gatsby.
louisianagrrrrl 0
its kinda trashy for her to be talking about that to her guy friends, even if she doesn't know you like her.
graceisnotcool 5
Hey, I wouldn't go as far as calling her trashy. Maybe these two are closer than you think. Even if you might not say that kind of thing doesn't mean it's trashy. And OP, that really sucks. I've gone through the same kind of situation and I think you should tell her. The worst thing she'll do is say no, right?
xMooMoox 0
Aww that sucks! You should confess so even if she doesn't date you she wont hurt you. Or maybe say "It makes me uncomfortable" or "I don't like it" when you say stuff like that. That sounds kind of girly but what can I say I'm a girl! Lol Oh or maybe shes doing that to see your reaction or to make you jealous? Just a thought!
will90 5
Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.
cheesefest 0
Declare yourself, get hurt or win, move on if unlucky, eventually win one, be happy. #7 is right, the girl is being trashy. If she was actually telling the truth, then sounds like she was intentionally messing with you. Don't waste your time on her.
Vintage_fml 0
harsh
RenRen_fml 0
She certainly knows how to multitask.