Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
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Top comments
finallyfreemaria 0
WTF? birthing hips?
paprikacha 9
Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )
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Comments (158)
AkeemKN 1
gratz
caelrion 1
such a cutie. <3
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
**** or gtfo
hahaalolz 0
okay :)
iampunk 0
Bloodbath knows what's up. And ydi for asking.
seanders 10
OP: Don't ask a question if you don't think you'll like the answer.
Rei_Ayanami 18
That's a good thing,congratulations on your lovely hips.
cantfightfate 0
agree with 35. why would you even ask that question?
LAO_fml 0
dumb joke .
finallyfreemaria 0
WTF? birthing hips?
mooshymuffin 4
chunky
free2speak 14
Could be that she has wide hips. Not the same as chunky. I know a girl who's average but has wide hips. she totally looks like the type of who'd give birth to 6 six kids without ever needing to go the hospital. irony is she hates kids.
afghan_angel 0
You sure about that buddy? Doesn't look like u good any goods :P
afghan_angel 0
got*
syedlink27 0
you look like you're ******* 9 with what resembles pubic hair as facial.. calm the **** down.. ur not suave dumb kid
syedlink27 0
kinda like yours I can tell by your pic.. congrats no wait.. I can't tell, willing to help us clear up this matter?
syedlink27 0
darn those glitches!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm a little bit paranoid that 29 knows me (and my ketchup-bottle body) IRL. O.O
legonut6 0
TIJD you have an FML posted! Which one's your FML?!
legonut6 0
100th comment BTW
KiaBabyy 0
I would let you ;)
EvilDoll 7
^ the harpoons... MAN THEM!!!
MyFirstKiss 0
who cares if he was first or last or is cool or not?
C19_fml 9
Win of all wins.
lgs25 0
yea wat are birthing hips?
EMTchic 14
When a girl has really wide hips they are called "birthing hips" because they make the birthing process (slightly) easier. Also because the hips are what cradles the baby in the womb, and the wider they are, the more like a cradle they are.
kellykerplunkk 0
how odd..
MrDanimal 0
Kelly... woah!
hahaalolz 0
******* pedofile
crashtest1205 0
pedophile* :P and or maybe you were looking for a different word such as Creep or pervert, seeing as Kelly isn't underaged
iGrenade 0
oh look, it's fgas done the right way. lose dem pounds then you'll have guys all over you.
xFalzz 0
Kelly is 19 and Danimal is 23, if their profile ages are correct. So technically, not pedophilia :P
MrDanimal 0
All I said was woah. Some people are morons. All I was referring to was how cool her hair looks, that's the first thing to catch anyones eye.
kellykerplunkk 0
what the hell, ahaha so many comments!
Mylifeskool 0
mrdanimal hahahahahah ******* scary change ur pic
Lpfan55 0
MrDanimal Your photo is very, very creepy. I borderline want to check to make sure you're not wanted by police!
MrDanimal 0
You should, because obviously a beard and hat make anyone a criminal.
sweet_candy_ 17
I learned something about that in history :)
BassGirl 5
good to know you have a say in the matter.
paprikacha 9
Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )
tagerrun 1
lol at least he's not just thinking about sex he's also think about the kids popping out easier
Smyth 3
At least now you can prepare.
Umm_Jaesa 0
is he saying you have big hips ? ... I feel like that may be an insult ? fyl.
trueblue42 4
your bf sounds great
meteor_stream 9
Rather, he sounds lame. Lame as hell.
kaijapapaya 0
Her boyrfriend sounds like Dwight Schrute.