Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
Wicked361 8
Why would he leave her just because of a conversation
Fishinaddict22 1
Current boy friend just got pushed aside for an ex... I would've walked out, no doubt. If things are getting hot and heavy, you don't stop to talk to your ex.
Kefka91 15
3 - while I'm usually not one of the people to instantly go the "dump her/him" rout, I'd say it's pretty understandable in this situation. Although, it'd be better if we knew what kind of conversation it was. If it was an argument between the two, then it'd be better, but I'd still be pissed nonetheless. However, if it was an hour of idle chit chat then I'm all for dumping the hoe.
mcintosh123 15
I would have slap her ass really hard.
MDTeddy 13
I would be very upset. Who the hell needs to talk to their ex that long while they are with their bf/gf? Who knows if Op's gf does this when she is home. She shouldn't have any reason to talk to her ex even if she was mad at him. I understandstand that some people can be friends with their ex, but this is just like...wow.
Soloman212 28
Actually, if this was a girl OP actually loved (as in was fond of) as opposed to just another girl he's in a relationship with, I'd probably be more mature about it and just tell her that if she still love's her ex, then she should try getting back with him and not fool around with other guys. If, however, she's expendable, and OP could really just go and find another girl, I guess it makes sense to just walk out and find someone else. As a final possible scenario, if OP asked her about her feelings towards the ex and she says she doesn't love him and that they're just friends, you should probably leave her anyways if she'd rather talk to a friend than interact with her "lover". TLDR: Dump her.
itsame0987 18
Hitting a woman 23? Really? You are so classy. (sarcasm)
reddudeover 2
56 - I'm sure you've never, mad a joke about kicking a guy in the nuts, or ever thumbed one up. (sarcasm)
Inheritance 10
I would've walked right out also, and if she asked where I was going I would've told her "to talk with my ex". Get that bitch mad lol.
Drigr 9
I'm all for my current love interest talking to their ex's. But it would be nice if it wasn't while they are with me. If there do it around me, whatever, but not when its to the point they are talking to them more than me. And definitely NOT okay if we are fooling around. I get it, phone rings, check it in case its someone important, maybe even answer in case it is life or death, but put the damn thing away instead of blueballing me for your ex if those aren't the case.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
I think he meant literally slapping her ass xD.
downtime 13
76, Thats the thing, we don't know if it was or wasn't a case of life and death. We also don't know the scenario of the relationship. Too much unknown on this, the situation sucks so **** your life, but other than that there isn't enough information to judge anyone here.
thisguyian 8
As much as I hate to agree with a guy with a six-pack picture up...
syley 5
See now what you need to do is get her in the same kind of situation and have a buddy call you right in the middle of it, if the bitch gets mad let out all the anger if not, well do on to other as you would have done to you. Well at least you would get to leave her in style rather than just leaving and her (possibly) getting back with her ex.
kyarush 10
Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good lord split ya
zakkcarter 7
Your an idiot
zakkcarter 7
That was to #3
auzz1_pride 9
Lol this is gotta be the saddest man alive.
reddudeover 2
116 - That's an eight pac... ;p
emilyjgraham 34
who stays on the phone for an hour in a life or death situation? no one, this was probably a casual chat and I feel sorry for op having to put up with it. I agree with many, I'm usually not to go for the dump her attitude but she chose talking to an ex boyfriend over having intimate time with you. it's a time in which any couple should not get interrupted, ESPECIALLY by an ex. get rid of her.
simonsaysYDI 8
132 - I won't point out the irony for you. But why is he an idiot, it WAS just a conversation. Maybe something terrible happened... family member died, pet died, current gf dumped him. Some things (not many =P) trump sex, and a friend in need of help should generally be one of those things.
zomgbies 17
That fact that you sat there for an hour proves YDI. You should've just walked out.
ashtay01 5
Did u still get some? ;)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't if I'd still want some after that, if it happened to me!
ashtay01 5
Touché
Enslaved 38
I'm sure if the OP did get some, she was fantasizing about him being her ex-boyfriend.
spacemanspiff78 7
I'd have nailed her during the conversation, then left her. A real man always finishes.
free2speak 14
agree, get some and dump her. I'm a girl but if I was OP, I'd get some and tell her she needs to sort out her emotional issues and send her on her way. she's obviously using you as a distraction because she's not over her ex..
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
Yinky 6
Put your dick on the phone
Il_Maestro 6
While this sort of recommendation is often unfounded from the FML community, I can actually see why breaking up might be the best idea in this situation.
reddudeover 2
^ Buzzkillington.
MrFuzzles 5
Shows how much she cares. Invite her to dinner and hit on the waitresses, that should teach her a lesson.
toelie 26
Exactly, an eye for an eye. That'll show her. However you decide to pay her back, don't talk to her! Communication will ruin your relationship.
igive 29
idk, she basically had pillow talk and it wasn't even with OP. he should just end it.
Zomg_Okay 27
5 - You're forgetting what kind of society we live in. That would just get OP branded an asshole.
MrFuzzles 5
12- a girl like that doesn't deserve communication, she deserves a boot in the ass out of OP's front door.
taylor_hicks_42 1
That reminds me of sex and the city when Skipper was having sex with that model girlfriend and Miranda called. "Are you breaking up with me while you're still inside of me?"
anarchistpunk 3
Obviously she does.
Soloman212 28
Although I don't like that show, I have to agree that Tyler's statement is a factitious hasty generalization, as multiple counter proofs were immoderately evident.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Hmm, yes. I concur.
Michele2luv 8
Ha big words . . .
Acaprice14 9
While her ex gets the lip, you get the ********. I wouldn't complain.
SkoomaKi 28
That "lip" could be useful for something else..
Il_Maestro 6
Moral of the story: women are excellent sex toys! They don't have personalities, or emotions, or dreams, or ideas. In fact we only call them human so they don't nag us! The OP is simply capitalizing on an opportunity to have only the good parts of a lady, her lady parts. People like this who don't appreciate a woman's personality and mind don't deserve her body.
chellyX92 8
65- but that type of woman doesn't really deserve much. She was about to have SEX with her BOYFRIEND, but instead took a hour phone call from her EX boyfriend. To anyone that's a slap to the face and plain disrespectful. She doesn't deserve a boyfriend. And if she's putting out while she has feelings for someone else she's not really thinking too much about herself either.
Il_Maestro 6
122- I couldn't agree with you more. My comment was a generalization, not necessarily a commentary on OP's situation. What the girlfriend did was tremendously disrespectful. And respect should be earned.
reebokkid123 14
Oh hell no. I really hope you left her ass there. Who ditches their real boyfriend for an ex during sex? Obviously you're not that important to her OP. Your next girl shouldn't be nothing like your ex girl.
nicopasselebac2 0
Do you really speak like that?
nicopasselebac2 0
Don't take it bad, just looking for comedians for jerrySpringer show. You need to be over 80kg though...
mvems 13
Black keys reference? My next girl will be nothin like ex girl. I made mistakes back then I'll never do it again. *cue awesome riff
twinny_sc 13
55-What was wrong with her speech?
TheMathMajor 26
87, she used a double negative "shouldn't be nothing"
toelie 26
Sounds like she wasn't getting as hot as you were.
badbadkitty 5
She's just not that into you.
Roflsauruz 12
Sorry! Comment meant for someone else. :/ blahhh...
Roflsauruz 12
^ EDITTTEEDDD-> Wtf??? I tried to post at someone else and AGAIN, it did this. Sorry.
estes816 9
I would be very angry if that happened to me. I would walk out and not look back! Respect !!!