Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
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tylerknight99 5
2004 called they want you to stop using MSN
chea_chea 0
This could go either way. If you had kept in touch with her by other means and she didn't tell you about having a boyfriend, then you're life is f'ed. If you were just speaking to her for weeks on MSN and haven't bothered to get in touch with her or meet up, as the saying goes "you snooze you lose".
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Comments (23)
andria_fml 0
awwwwwwwww thats shit
hospital_party 0
That sucks. Go find someone else. Maybe someone better?
Amphysvena 11
You couldn't have found another computer to use somewhere? Like, say, a friend's house? Good job. YDI.
mazuma 0
he probably doesn't have any friends. lol
chea_chea 0
This could go either way. If you had kept in touch with her by other means and she didn't tell you about having a boyfriend, then you're life is f'ed. If you were just speaking to her for weeks on MSN and haven't bothered to get in touch with her or meet up, as the saying goes "you snooze you lose".
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh, im sorry. that sucks serious shit man. serious shit:)
24788 7
At least it didn't turn out to be a guy.
abu3mair 0
you snooze you lose
elliekinslurvsya 0
hahaha xD
anonymous2323 0
that sucks....but she's not committed to you or anything, she's entitled to date other people.
SvDxHaZe 0
you snooze you lose