Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Top comments
lifepwns 0
the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.
will90 5
Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.
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Comments (67)
24788 7
Walk away when she does that.
CapnObvious123 0
Ugh. Hate that. Then you have to suffer through the mental image. Know that feeling. Do your best to kill your feelings for her.
blacketernia13 0
Hey that doesn't mean she was being trashy. Lol I'd say that to a good friend. In fact I think that's the best BRB I've ever heard!
SoccerPlaya17 0
u should tell her. even if that could damage ur relationship with her a little bit, but that'll let her know not to hurt u.. oh heck, this is old i bet ur already did anyways... and if u didnt, DO IT! believe me, u wont get as hurt.
abbh62 0
She prob just didn't want to talk to you...I mean how old are you to still be using man, and caring if they come back..
wtflolpwnd 0
Stamina for what intercourse?
pexy_fml 16
no, jogging
ihateslife 0
You need a hug. That had to hurt.
reddilocks 0
aw...the pain of unrequited love is the worst. hang in there, things will work out somehow!
absolutezero1287 0
Dude....ITS THE INTERNET. Do yourself a favor and look for a chick in a public place. IMO, you had it coming.
thedutchess8 0
she said : brb.. why do you think he met her online???
rexchanna 3
@21: he didn't say the girl was a girl he met online.