HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Kulawend 0
lima oscar sierra echo romeo
reaper239 0
actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet
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Im_your_destiny 0
#12 Yes. You are right.
Kulawend 0
lima oscar sierra echo romeo
SnickerVonBicker 0
good emus nicely impregnate ugly snails
reaper239 0
actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet
starberries 0
#77 wasn't using the phonetic alphabet, he was making a joke, you moron.
trippincccs 0
WTF
gigity 0
wouldn't that be the army alphabet?
KiwiDingo 0
the army uses the phonetic alphabet genius -.-
lucy331 0
Pens Eat Nice Igloo Sandwiches :D
Boomi 39
When a kid knows more than you.
Mathusse 14
Actually, the phonetic alphabet is technically the NATO phonetic alphabet, since it was developed by NATO
Jonny005 0
That's how I read it too, lol
Screamllama 0
Did you two have sex? Thats totally how you worded it...wtf?
blueyedgrl0108 0
yeah, you need to reword that...it sounds like you guys had sex. but my little sister told me the facts of life too, she said that people don't just have sex to make babies hahaha. she's 9, and i told her nothing.
B_Tenor 0
retard
gruffharries 1
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jackyboy_fml 0
thats just funny, but does it beat a friends lil sister telling you how to have sex, she is 8 and she started screaming sex on the beech
skierguy 0
Does this imply that you didn't know how babies are made at 15? Even if you don't have sex ed in your schools (which seems unlikely), surely you would have picked it up somewhere?
staymintyfresh 13
I don't have sex Ed in my schools but like who the hell actually learns about sex for the first time in sex Ed? You just pick things up.
xx_hayleyy 0
15...and you didn't know?
rictumsempra_fml 0
... Did you really have to word it like that?! It sounds like you performed incest with your little brother! Or did you seriously o.0