Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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NathanKett 0
We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.
UpYourself 0
Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever
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Comments (72)
UpYourself 0
Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever
bryttkneee 0
not fml worthy.
mayumm 0
Weeell whenever a gf/bf say " we have to talk" the person automatically thinks theyre breaking up with them. So thats prob why
Missy612 14
Yes it is...kinda
iamthestig 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for using facebook
emilysanftwsom 0
Facebook is awesome, what are you on?
NathanKett 0
fmylife obviously
iamsam2 3
youarethestig iamthesam(2)
_Noon_ 0
Well, what were you going to talk to her about?
SaintJimmy 0
Oh no! If Facebook says it then the prophecy will be fulfilled!
NathanKett 0
We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.
applebee_16 0
hahaha mercyFML that was good.
Peroxide 3
Who the **** moderated this shit. This fml is worse than Godfather 3.
NathanKett 0
It's better than your joke.
Unanswered 0
it's still pretty bad though
eerriikk1122 0
agree I mean like if you say you wanna talk I guess she assumed that your relation is a bit complicated
arissia 0
"We have to talk" almost never ends well, and "it's complicated" doesn't mean broken up. Get over it, have the talk, next time dont be so cryptic about it. Who cares if people see the status change?
e11ie 0
One time I told my current fiance "we need to talk", and when we met up I told him I loved him for the first time. It ended up being a great thing! For people who assume "we need to talk" = breakup, you're paranoid idiots who need to take the time to talk to your significant other before assuming things.
Prawn_fml 2
You decided to get married before you knew you loved the person? Man, you're screwed up.
adia369 0
she said her current fiance; she wasn't engaged to him at the time.
24788 7
Facebook is quite boring.
stupiddumbblonde 0
worst. FML. ever.