Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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Top comments
namine120409 42
"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."
17031990 20
Incest... A game the whole family can play!
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Comments (50)
SideOfTheAngels 23
This is wrong on so many levels. I hope you don't take it too harshly.
Unixxxion 22
how not to father 101...
17031990 20
Incest... A game the whole family can play!
ycrem0n 21
Incest is best, put your daughter on the test.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
it's gross
17031990 20
No shit!
Jclan_91419 17
Incest? More like Family Funtime
GodPart2 20
Time to call social services!
TSDerandel 21
That is pret-ty weird. He meant well, but still.
DaDezza244 31
Sorry, what was the point of that hyphen? Am I missing something?
pastel_fml 18
I believe the hyphen is just to show how she's pronouncing the word "pretty". I suppose it's a bit hard to explain, but it's like exaggerating the "pret" part, then "ty".
ironmany_fml 23
but why?
WhatsYOURname6 25
I hope to god he wasn't saying anything really sexual! :/
Markovski 18
Either he is a creep, lying. Or he has no sense of dadship.
fakedsincerity 32
"dadship" what an excellent word.
xChaos 29
He has no merit for "dadship".
namine120409 42
"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."
WCARlover 35
First comment to make me lol in a while..well played
RainTears 15
I will never understand why people don't block their stalkers immediantly....or at least change their number
nityasomaiya 46
'LOL' 'Love you too honey'
EclipseCandy6 24
There's a difference between "someone liking you" and "someone creepily stalking you online" but I bet in real life it was a bit sweeter of him than how you put it though
abNormal62 23
Family meeting time? Boundaries need to be set And a spotlight on dad's actions needs to occur to clear the air or to put him on notice
flyingmind_fml 17
i hope u didn't blame him on that he just wanted his daughter to b happy
AllSoul 23
There are different and better ways to make your daughter happy.
Aimeejasmine 15
OP said 'creepy' messages, clearly implying they weren't flattering or kind, not to mention he practically told OP they were undesirable; he is completely in the wrong.