Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my old boss is such an arsehole that not only did he fire me last week, he completely forgot about firing me and when he saw me in the shop as a customer, he yelled at me for being late and out of uniform. I swear his mother didn’t birth him, she shat him out the other hole. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me, saying he’d had a lot of patience with me, but now the time had come to part. Funny, a few months ago he told me that he had to have a lot of patience with each of my coworkers when they started, but that I was the only one who grasped it all right from the start. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
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RichardPencil 32
When you dared him to fire you, you gave him no choice except firing you. You need to watch your language.
mike3775 39
This is a properly titled FML. Play stupid games, win unemployment.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
When you dared him to fire you, you gave him no choice except firing you. You need to watch your language.
Ubehage 32
LOL, thanks for making me laugh. YDI. Hope you learn a little humility.
mike3775 39
This is a properly titled FML. Play stupid games, win unemployment.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I like your boss already
BurnInDemonFire 39
Les Grossman was right! A nutless monkey can do your job! Admittedly he was talking to Bill Hader's character, but the point still remains valid.